Anyone else have an almond mom who got old?

I cry really loudly in the tub, so basically I’m an expert at sound baths.

My toxic trait is that I like Morgan Wallen 🫣

help me, soup season. you’re my only hope.

Is America great yet?

Sorry I ruined your misconception of me by being myself

It’s too cold not to have someone sharing body heat.

I like to fire up the roomba when my cat starts mouthing off

Y’all need to start praying to Saint Luigi, patron saint of FAFO.

I know I’ve been asleep for a while but…are low rise jeans making a comeback?

I live in Teddy Roosevelt’s America. All we do is eat beans and go squatchin

What have I been up to lately? Mostly trying to help this random lady and her child get through a blizzard and build a house.

You want me to listen to your life story? $10 for the first 2 minutes

100% yikes

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it’s all about looking good on the outside, while silently dying on the inside baby

Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.

What’s sleeping alone like?

Hey I have a dental question. Anyone a dentist??

Be the titties you want to see on Tuesday

I'm actually inspirational as fuck, Janet

The people who refrained from voting are way worse than the people who voted for that lunatic.

If Monday had a face

About to go to bed and do math all night. If I fall asleep RIGHT NOW, I can still get...

Made America Gag Again

I still have all my friends from childhood because they know too much

craving spam and eggs basically just wish i was on a beach in hawaii