There needs to be a word like "splooting" for when animals do this, they are constantly doing this and there's no easy way to refer to it

Nate's Myth@natesmith.dev · 3d ago

when you say "sit" but she's only half listening

The English psyche wasn't built for going this long without rain. Without a bit of a downpour, the occasional damp shoes, or the chance to tut to a passerby and sarcastically say "nice day, innit", it does one to our brains and we start to get weird ideas about the place.

a rat wrote this @binanimals.bsky.social

Jo Kibble (Political Animal)@politicanimal.bsky.social · 4d ago

This is the closest I’ve ever seen to a demand for rubbish bags piled on street corners to be listed on UNESCO’s register of intangible cultural heritage.

That's what she said.

No two ways about it is there. We all wood.

Da Dum Tss Drummer Meme

Alt: Da Dum Tss Drummer Meme

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kottke.org@kottke.org · 6d ago

The trailer for Wicker (starring Olivia Colman, Alexander Skarsgård, Peter Dinklage, Elizabeth Debicki). “An outcast in a fishing village commissions a husband for herself made out of wicker.” Looks unhinged (complimentary). (via @skullsandsheets.bsky.social) [youtube.com]

christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times

She's always negging you Charlie Brown, you're better than that Charlie Brown.

Poor Kool-Aid Man got straight up murdered to death on this bus.

Hey Internet, I'm looking for a favour: - Anyone who is or knows doctors or healthworkers who operate in the UK and would like to talk about their experiences working during heatwaves... please DM me Thank you in advance!

I think we all need a moment to watch the most Australian man you’ve ever heard with the cutest little dingo puppy.

Do they know something we don’t? wildlifedrawing.eventcube.io/events/97124...

Wild Life Drawing Online: Dinosaurs

For the very first time, Wild Life Drawing is going back in time. 70-83 million years back to be exact, to the Late Cretaceous period when the Earth was warm, watery and full of prehistoric animals. H...

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Jenrick tells the Reform UK press conference this morning an official will come to your dying mother's bedroom to tot up her jewellery, confiscate her brooches and itemise her coats under Andy Burnham's new tax. Is there not a danger of just sounding so alarmist that you sound unhinged?

I was more struck by the idea of the queue at 7.50 a.m. Much like Post Offices used to be on Pension Day mornings, but with more blokes wearing stripy shirts, peaked caps and eye masks while carrying bags marked “swag”.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

Shrimps is drugs

Legs@diddia.bsky.social · 2w ago

Who knew shrimps were so wild

@binanimals.bsky.social this is what happens if you never feed your cat ever www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Mystery over Murt the cat's 'shameless' food stealing spree

Murt's owner Meaghan says she has no idea where the well-fed feline is taking the food from.

bbc.co.uk

Anything but deal with the whole guns problem, I guess

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · last wk.

Schools are adding pepper-spraying drones to help combat active shooters The plastic, non-lethal aircraft, which can smash windows and ram attackers will be at the ready at certain schools in Colorado, Florida and Georgia www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...

I’m actually not fine and feel physically ill knowing that my art is inside the borg now.

🦝 Pepper Raccoon: Trash Priestess 🦝@pepperraccoon.com · last wk.

Welp client finally fed my art into AI and sent me feedback generated by the AI based on the image it shit out. Knew it would happen eventually but CHRIST.

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ianVisits@ianvisits.co.uk · last wk.

The cat that usually trots over to me when out on my morning exercise today gave me a lethargic "it's too hot already" nod and that was it.

Together at last!

It's called "The Michigan Autoworker's Hello": www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...

Ford worker suspended after calling Trump ‘pedophile protector’ during plant visit in Dearborn

A Ford worker was suspended after calling President Donald Trump a “pedophile protector” during his visit to a plant in Dearborn this week, which resulted in the president flipping him off.

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FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · last wk.

An audience member repeatedly yells "pedophile protector" at Trump in Michigan

thee BEautiful Empress

Please admire his shape thank you

Chad Livengood@chadlivengood.bsky.social · last wk.

BREAKING: Husband killed his wife, six kids before taking his own life in west Michigan, police say www.detroitnews.com/story/news/l...

Surprised to see @londonreviewbookshop.co.uk wants to pay experienced people below LLW, but @lrb.co.uk pays interns above LLW.

My roommate had a cat who once located an ovarian cyst via biscuits. Forced her to admit she needed to see a doc because it hurt so much when her cat kneaded it.

los 🦦@los-los.bsky.social · last wk.

what if cats sense you’re dying a little inside and biscuits is just kitty cpr

Any time I read a story like this, I immediately scroll down to see if my favourite true crime trope - the absurdly incriminating search history - gets featured. I can confirm that this one does not disappoint.

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 5mo ago

A Utah woman who wrote a children’s book about coping with grief after her husband’s death has been convicted of aggravated murder in his death