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he/him. old enough to remember when people smoked in malls. I also remember malls. secrets of the ages: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6dejzgshz4iind3vumgmge6n/feed/aaadga2rp3giq
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honestly just a bummer to witness you milkshake duck in real time, considering most of the people you just blocked have long been rooting for you at the risk of also getting blocked myself, perhaps reflect on how your handling of this was very… “businessman-like”; is that who you’re trying to be?
Ken Jennings on Businessmen - Jeopardy
YouTube video by Joe Shmuck
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ngl @kenjennings.bsky.social this sucks on several levels & idk if you realize the attention you brought to an innocuous post (that never even hurt you!) has led to an onslaught of harassment of a trans woman & nothing in your statement acknowledges this.
new instance in the definition of White Hat just dropped
Seamus O'Flaugherty@seamussaid.bsky.social · 8h agoURGENT CALL FOR MUTUAL AID: can someone help me hack my LG washing machine to play the xylophone solo to Gone Daddy Gone (Violent Femmes '83)?
Reluctantly crouched At the starting line Parsley Sage Rosemary and thyme
Sorry i meant to post about my book being out, again. But i was figuring out what my health insurance actually pays for (not much).
kc green@kcg.bsky.social · 2d agoMy book “This is Fine: Life Lessons for a World on Fire” is out today. Online and at select retailers.
at some point i’m going to need someone to explain to me how & why “establishment” is a racist slur as it’s long been pretty all-encompassing, typically invoking some alabaster milquetoast pawn most of the time, referring to the loyalty to lobbies over sizable portions of constituents
Ken Klippenstein@kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 7h agoFrancesca Hong's opponent, David Crowley, says it's a racist "slur" to call him "establishment"
You know you’re getting older when less and less of your peers are posting hole on main
for reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.
I don't go to mediums because I know my old man has a message for me from the great beyond, and i didn't want to hear it when he was alive either
my bank bought another bank and then both banks were bought by another bank, and I just want to know where the fuck to log in for my balance
the year is 1994. James Carville is on TV. my old man wonders when he'll shut the fuck up the year is 2026. James Carville shows up in my timeline saying *when* he'll shut the fuck up. a single raindrop lands on my phone's screen. not a cloud in the sky. this one's for you, dad
here’s a little game… pick a band/artist, and name your top however many songs you can do, limited to one per album
sending my freshly casted death mask as a response to an emergency room satisfaction survey
oh no, whatever will we do without a broken weathervane that won't stop creakin'
Donie O’Sullivan@donie.bsky.social · 4d ago"I am not going to be in the same party with Hasan Piker ... if he becomes a force in the Democratic Party, I am out of here," James Carville says on Fox this morning. Reminder: The Left Insurgency airs tonight on CNN at 8p ET.
if "god did it :)" is your final answer to "how did this awesome or awful thing happen", that's the death of progress right there
Things I would tell my childhood self if I could, Pt. I "You know that 'Bloom County' storyline about Donald Trump's head being put in a cat's body but not much else really changing? That's gonna get either hilarious or depressing later, depending on your sense of the absurd."
Doing 40mph in the country and seeing a caution slow down to 50 sign for the upcoming curve... oh that's why I'm being run off road
if you shit your pants during the "pull my finger" trick, all parties are traumatized
Her: Let's stay in and watch Dateline. Me: Sure. Her: Wait. Is that you?! Why do they keep showing your picture with creepy music over it?! Me: I can explain... I didn't think they'd be showing this episode tonight.
I had a joke about jokes, but the joke was that jokes are not really a joke to those who don’t appreciate jokes, but those who enjoy jokes and who are willing to take a joke like them; not all jokes work like jokes unless you understand said joke, but I digress [jumps in front of an oncoming train]
Wonder what else Charmaine bears like to spend their money on besides toilet paper
Are you there, God? It's me, the guy who makes creepy Judy Blume references
