what if the child has bad vibes or they're simply unpleasant to be around

Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 10h ago

If I had a terminal illness, my My Make A Wish request would be to sit in on an editorial meeting at this magazine www.theatlantic.com/family/2026/...

I love you too, Robocop

Robocop (1987)@robocop1987.bsky.social · yesterday

I love you.

Literal dejokerfication

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 5d ago

Why so serious? Today I surprised a group of young New Yorkers working at the CityArts Bronx mural project for the summer. Their task? Giving the Bronx's famous Joker Stairs a new chapter as the Shakespeare steps.

Our Age of Bronze is collapsing, Liz Lemon

Come on man it’s still July

what the fuck do you mean "everyone is using AI and nobody admits it." what the fuck do you mean. who are you talking to. you have allowed a demon to devour your soul. begone

Philomena Cunk

Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2w ago

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?

I truly believe that trump can, if he sets his mind to it, get gas over $4.50 before we leave for our road trip in two weeks

We used to make things

Logging on to read your posts

Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term

Just finished listening to the final episode and all I can say is bravo Ryan!

Ryan Consell@stealingfromwizards.com · 2w ago

The very final episode of the Stealing from Wizards audiobook Podcast is out today. Binge all four books. Escape the blandlands. Join the fireflies at Avalon Academy. 📚💙 📚🪐 📚🎧 stealingfromwizards.com/podcast

Back when Bluesky was in beta I used to post a paint tube of the day from my stash 🎨 #PaintOfTheDay

Glendon Mellow@flyingtrilobite.com · 3y ago

Horizon Blue; Holbein #PaintOfTheDay

Book Cover of the Day:

amazing

Ken Plume@kenplume.bsky.social · 3w ago

Bill Murray & Harry Caray from 8-8-88...

my entire feed is referencing a gentleman named jimothy

Cloë knows. Great thread

Hagatha Crusty@obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 3w ago

Young 20s intern asked me if I had advice for sculpting 3 dimensional objects and a few minutes into me waxing poetic he stopped me and was like "sorry, I just wondered if there was a easy trick to getting good" I was just like "yeah man, do it every day for a few years." He looked disappointed

I stopped short of marrying Salma Hayek.

Stephen West@stephenwest.bsky.social · 3w ago

England stops short of advancing to World Cup final

Joe Lebanese Food (this checks out because my grandad was Lebanese) or Joe Hummus Joe Fuul

kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social · 3w ago

your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals

The youth would have us believe that it is illegal to be any age over 36. Like, your day will literally come. Your knees will make a noise. People will see your colon.

Too yellow outside right now, let's get back to the regular color

*when a skeleton touches me and all of the items ive been carrying fly off of me and land all around the dungeon* my items!!!

Thank god there are no gender studies classes anymore otherwise we might be able to figure out what's going on here.

Matthew Gault@mjgault.bsky.social · 3w ago

Hegseth announced they're gonna start screening for T and administering testosterone treatment for warriors found wanting

everybody knows “curtains for Zoosha” as a foundational getting-old tweet but I believe “peeble streamer on doop” is a concept worthy of wider recognition

before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. that way, you can sell the second one to fund your journey. follow me for more Revenge Grindset tips and tricks

Music playing at every sit-down burger restaurant in America: Starbucks cup, you know it says her name is Hailey, I’m the Coppertone puppy, she’s my full grown baby

Sorry but "Darline Graham Nordone, the Sister Senator," is a Lauren Lapkus character on Comedy Bang Bang who has appeared six times, including in 2023 at the Charleston live show. I can hear the voice already.

Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · 3w ago

South Carolina Gov. Henry McMaster (R) announces he’s picking Lindsey Graham’s sister, Darline Graham Nordone, to finish the remainder of his Senate term.