Thank you to everyone who congratulated me on the cameo in Spider-Man but that wasn’t actually me, it was Zendaya.

Let me guess she committed suicide by hanging herself with her hands tied behind her back ?

RFKJr claims Lyme disease was created by scientists,which is the closest he’s come to admitting that science exists. Meanwhile, Ötzi the Iceman, who died more than 5.3K years ago, had Lyme disease. Apparently prehistoric humans are part of the conspiracy. Get me off this timeline

She’s toast. Donezo. The wine bag is empty.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 14h ago

Q: Is Pirro safe? Are you going to keep her in her position? TRUMP: Uh, I haven't made a determination

there I was eating the spring roll, and that's when I realized- oh no, the mint, is it like lettuce? is this going to kill me? did I make it through everything to die of this delicious bite? so anyway I dipped it in the peanut sauce and took another bite

Up next on 60 mins…when all the peasants are deceased, how long will it take elon to hard boot his own taint each morning? We’ll discuss with Claude and Perplexity

Ron Johnson praised Aaron Rodgers for using ivermectin and blames vaccines for athletes collapsing. Some of the most appropriate words for him, that I wish I could use, are gatekept and considered too offensive. I will instead have to refer to him as a Rheumatoid Conch.

if we hang out, you should know i only watch black and white movies from the 1930s no one still living has ever heard of and i'm 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 annoying about it

More "Hoochie Coochie"

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Share a horror movie title that begins with the letter “P” 🎥 P is for… ‘Pandorum' 🖤

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Just Bacon 🥓@borntoeatbacon.com · 12h ago

Share a horror movie title that begins with the letter “P” 🎥 P is for… ‘Phantasm' 🖤

apologies if this has been posted before, but this to me is truly moving and the kind of emotions it conjures reminds me of what I always want in the music I hear and the music I create www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGvN...

Glen Hansard funeral concludes with a rousing rendition of Bob Dylan's 'Forever Young' | RTÉ News

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We will name a character after you and make them the nastiest most hateful person ever until they ultimately shit themselves to death in dreadful agony, and whenever you tell someone your name you will know they read our book if they snicker to themselves

Chaucer Doth Tweet@levostregc.bsky.social · 13h ago

Do not messe wyth writers. Thei are the kyndeste and meanest and weirdest folk on Earthe. Thei kan create a person yn a second, or make a partye be rememberid for two thousande years. Thei kan stitch and unstitch worldes. Thei give names to emociouns we do not yet understande. Odd people, mightye.

Abdul El Sayed won. Boom. Let's go beat Rogers and MAGA.

“Son of A Preacher Man” is a good soundtrack for life. Driving along a lonesome highway? Son of a preacher man. Eating a wheel of cheese? Son of a preacher man. Having sex with a guy named Billy Ray? Son of a motherfucking preacher man

Glad that Temu Huckabee Sanders lost. She was weird. Made weird faces when she did speeches.

#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 12h ago

Goodnight

New study deflates right-wing claim that many trans teens later regret gender-affirming care www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/08/new-...

New study deflates right-wing claim that many trans teens later regret gender-affirming care - LGBTQ Nation

Gender identity among adolescents initiating hormone therapy is "highly stable," the authors write.

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I don't know what the fuck this is, but it's definitely entertaining my brain, yes I'm high n have watched this for 10 mins.

Dude@excursive.bsky.social · yesterday

Update: I still don't give a shit

Bluesky@bsky.app · 24h ago

Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.

This is a picture of Elon’s space junk burning in the Indian Ocean, tomorrow more of his space junk will crash into the moon, they’ll tow the junk out of the ocean but he should have to go get the other crap and fix the moon.

This is Doug . We are friends. Enjoy.

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

Today is August 6, 2026. Ray Bradbury made this date famous. Chilling, given what’s happening in America. #SoftRain #RayBradbury #ThereWillComeSoftRains

Whoa

Dr Matt Dempsey@sketchy-raptor.bsky.social · 22h ago

Probably my fave photo of the day. The spine is suspended using a series of metal cords and elastic bungie tendons which hold the alert posture of the neck in place without the need for excessive mounting frames. We're experimenting with novel materials and building methods.

A Florida man is accused of swiping a teddy bear that was holding the ashes of his ex-gf’s dead son after she ended a brief relationship with him. He’s looking at a lot of charges but “being a loathsome dick” is unfortunately not one of them www.wesh.com/article/flag...

Flagler County man accused of stalking his ex and stealing her son's ashes

Flagler County deputies say a man stalked his ex, stole her son's ashes and sent threats after their breakup.

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A Fiat Topolino and a wicker husband would fix me

give a man a fish and he'll look at you suspiciously and ask what happened to the chips

give a man a fish and he'll probably eat it i don't know what else he would do it's one fish bro let it go

Going berserk about Ghost again. His body was built for him using materials from an alternate dimension, so whenever he is outside that dimension, he experiences chronic pain/cellular disintegration. Unfortunately, he can only spend so much time in the painless dimension because his ex lives there.

An Indianapolis icon, Janie Hodge, a landmark broadcaster who appeared on WTTV for decades, passed away Aug 2. Her landmark children’s show, “Popeye and Janie,” aired on Channel 4 from 1963 to 1986.