ByeByePants
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He/Him. I guess I'm here to reskeet things. Human rights are for everyone except terfs and nazis, because fuck them.
I have discovered on this trip that Epcot is very different when you're sober.
Part of being a parent is leaving the Death Cab concert because your 26 year old son is on his way to the hospital with chest pain. Ruling out all the bad stuff, hopefully just a tweaked muscle.
the rise of the DSA is testing the Vote Blue No Matter Who credentials of a lot of people who thought those credentials would never be tested personally, I meant it time for them to prove the same
see sam neill gets the “don’t speak ill of the dead” treatment because he was good people, and that’s why we’re not talking about jurassic park iii
Holy crap, all the crab raving around today almost made me miss this milestone!
I never knew that Republican congressman could develop depression themselves. I thought they were just carriers.
“Ayyyy! This here taxi’s so crazy it’s based on stolen artwork ayyyy! We used the theft engine is crrrrrazy! No one is supporting our game anymore! Cccrrrrrazzzzzy!”
The use of "HR Lady" as a pejorative is quite revealing. It's a rejection of modern workplace norms that is also openly misogynistic. Anyone throwing this term around can be dismissed outright.
Kennedy Center staff is told they have until next Friday "to strip all references from signs, brochures, the website and other materials — and to update email signatures and letterhead immediately." I want video of the name coming off the building. I have rarely wanted anything more strongly.
Kennedy Center orders staff to begin removing Trump’s name after ruling www.washingtonpost.com/style/2026/0...
They issued quarters to commemorate America's bicentennial, and as a kid I felt disappointed; I'd missed it, born too late. Then I did the math and realized I'd probably be around for the 250th and figured that was pretty cool too I was wrong. It's not cool. What a waste.
just bc an evil person is in ill health doesn't mean you have to celebrate it i mean you can, and maybe you should, and the world will be a better place without them, and fuck them, and miss me with any "civility" BS when it comes to literal fascist pieces of shit i'm just saying it's your choice
The most infuriating thing about this is that his entire campaign was him saying “this time I’m going to be so much worse, you fuckers have no idea how shitty I’m gonna be”
What would make you think this??
I see pictures of piers morgan interviewing russell brand on my timeline and you cannot make me watch that at gunpoint
It's wild to me how many people even want a job that they're unqualified for. I think it'd be cool to be a surgeon, but I'd have to turn it down if offered it on the spot bc I don't know shit about medicine. But these folks are always ready to grab a scalpel and start slicing away randomly.
Man: sucks in chili dog inside the Tastee Freeze Tastee Freeze Manager: I’m going to have to ask you to take that behavior outside sir
the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system
And there it is.... Update in Trump's $10 billion lawsuit against his own I.R.S., in which he seeks taxpayer-funded damages for the prior release of his tax records Trump legal filing says he's in "discussions" with his own I.R.S. to "avoid protracted litigation"
Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.
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