Luke’s family couldn’t afford to live in the CGI part of Tatooine

All I'm saying is there are no donut parasites

Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.

[flashlight under chin] And if you *could* kill a ghost, it would just become… a DOUBLE ghost

HULK HAVE TIME OF LIFE. NEVER FELT WAY BEFORE.

Merlin #arrived to address the crowd. “Anyone who pulls the sword from the stone will become your king!” The villagers gathered around, but instead of trying their luck, they took the boulder. They dragged it to a ship and dropped it in shark-infested waters. “Now let’s get magic boy.” #vss365

RED WARRIOR NEEDS FOOD BADLY BLUE WIZARD HAS DESTROYED FOOD

Brb gotta hide my vast fortune behind a series of puzzles only a plucky teen detective and their pals could possibly solve

Any sufficiently advanced technology think piece is indistinguishable from magical thinking

We here at Giant Robot Corp would like to assure you that senators Mech McConnell and Lindsay Gundam are very much alive

Walking along the Antarctic #coast, Sam found another idol, this one half-buried in the sand. The exploration team's archeologist said the statues depicted "a creature beyond human comprehension." "But it's just a weird tentacle guy," he thought. "Maybe I'm better at comprehending stuff." #vss365

Surely that won’t prevent eye strain?

we spent decades saving countless screens by providing pipes and toasters, fish tanks and mazes, even sending them on voyages through the cosmos, never asking anything in return... and still they betrayed us

X-money? That’s what I gave my X-wife!

I was in a harpsichord accident and Baroque my Bach

Chat is this good

what's a good post to misinterpret and get mad about for beginners

Calling them Gila Monsters is just mean

What happens beyond the event horizon STAYS IN the event horizon.

I’m a dangerous guy yeah I might just eat this packaged salad and walk away from the explosion in slow motion

Your resume just gets you into the room. Only mastery of the Hokuto Hyakuretsu-ken technique will get you back out.

Do flat earthers meet year round?

Predator: Badlands (2026)

me: it’s Friday afternoon and I have many important tasks to complete before the end of the day/week also me:

Kudos to the podcast ad for AI segue-ing seamlessly into an ad for a smart toilet using the same AI-generated voice and cadence

Let's not overlook that Mister Peanut made his fortune selling his own kind to the roasters

Hmm caller ID says “C Thulu”

The post-credits scene of EBENEZER reveals the "what day is it" boy to be Oliver Twist, launching Phase 1 of the Dickensverse.

In a statement to the press, Jeffrey Dahmer expresses regret. Says that he “probably shouldn’t have eaten so many people”.