"The more complex a magic system, the funnier it is when someone pulls out a gun."
Aftermath@aftermath.site · 23h agoFire Emblem: Fortune's Weave gave a nun a gun: aftermath.site/fire-emblem-fo...
David
@crookedknight.bsky.social
Words, both recreationally and professionally. Video games/comics/giant robots nerd, with a side of yelling about sports. Largely boring.
Aftermath@aftermath.site · 23h ago
What....what better days, exactly Like, this is an objectively hilarious phrase...but it it just a bizarre way to say we don't have astronauts there right now, or does the NASA Administrator believe in an ancient moon civilization
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6h agoNASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."
Missouri elections be like: Hitler (R) 79% - Christ (D) 21% And then the ballot initiative: Amend the Missouri constitution to require the state to own the means of production and work towards full communism? Yes 92% - No 8%
The Dodgers are without question the most talented team and most likely to win the World Series Also, over last 30 days, they have 5th-worst bullpen ERA (5.16), are 20th in runs scored, & have maybe the weakest right-now C situation Both things are true, it's why baseball rules
My mom died of colon cancer. For pete's sake, (as she would have said) get your fucking regular colonoscopy. If you're lucky and your mom didn't die of colon cancer it's only once every ten years. It could save your life.
Jessica Luther@jessicawluther.com · 18h agoWell, I am of colonoscopy age now and I got my first-ever one yesterday. The prep wasn't fun but not as awful as I'd imagined. My appt was at 6am on Monday, I was home just after 7am. There's no recovery except catching up on the sleep you missed. So, if you need a nudge to get yours, this is it!
In 1986, fucking Reagan was president. He is now dead. bsky.app/profile/rach...
Rachel (loves LA, always will)@rachelpowers.myatproto.social · 14h agoThere is SO much that’s better now. My God. Those were Reagan years, for Christ’s sake. At 55 I feel like the wizened elder. Like I should be sitting under a gnarled tree in the center of the village with a staff. Just intoning weird shit.
Brb writing a pitch email to Andrew Lloyd Webber with the best idea ever
After Act I of Jesus Christ Superstar the man seated next to me said to his companion, perplexed, “I thought there would be roller skating”
i support [$democratic_candidate] for [$public_office] and believe that their politics is a perfect fit for [$state]. I would drag my [$genital] over [$harmful_object_or_substance] to vote for [$democratic_candidate] this fall.
Keith@mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 17h agoI support the winner of the Michigan Democratic primary as the future senator from Michigan.
I now embrace my baseball team - The Philadelphia Phillies - as the team of chaos and entropy. Their defense doesn't make sense, their lineup will follow no prototype, and they're one top SP injury away from the whole thing dissolving. Time for two months of white knuckles.
Hello friends, I'm fundraising for rent money. Things are improving health-wise but that's going to take time to convert into money-wise. Please help your friendly local disabled trans woman! Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser
"Hold on! Because I'm not done yet with the list of women who accuse you of violence." - Tapper to Miller in an all time political interview quote.
Yes, ha ha ha, YESSSSS bsky.app/profile/bruc...
Bruce Mirken@brucemirken.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 2d agoMaddow asked #JamesTalarico about attacks on #trans people and those who think that to win, Dems must "moderate" on trans rights. Talarico answered, "I don't believe we win by selling people out." #Texas
I'm not sure why I have to keep telling people this but if you see a mug shot of an attractive woman and some bizarre story attached to it, it's AI generated and a fake story from a Facebook content mill. Stop sharing it!
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist@nameshiv.bsky.social · 3d agowhy are you showing me this now after I have been married for almost a decade
every website offering to let you set up a "passkey" by handing over your biometric info feels like someone standing in front of the ATM offering to help with your transaction
So now Jay & Miles is done, I could probably make time for a digital commission or two each month… any takers?
let's take a moment also to celebrate the first absolute meatball down the middle getting fucking crushed. the first woman in pro baseball league history to get her shit rocked
Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · 4d agoand Denae Benites hits the first home run in Women's Pro Baseball League history!
God dammit they've well and truly got my number
Discotek Media@discotekmedia.bsky.social · 4d agoWatch out for falling skyscrapers? Why? Because it's SHOWTIME! The Big O!
Welcome to the Marvelous Menagerie of Metroidvanias!! This weekend, we're running just about every Metroidvania under the sun! Watch: gdq.gg/live Full schedule: gdq.gg/schedule/hotfix
There is a certain level of obtuseness in (some) "AI" apologists when they flounce up to point out what "AI" is good for in science, etc, while eliding the fact that almost none of that use is driving the current market capitalization, environmental degradation and resource hogging of the field
Oh my God WHAT
RPG Site@rpgsite.net · 4d agoBandai Namco is working on a remaster of the 2011 PSP release of SRW Z2-1 which will be released worldwide, including in English as Super Robot Wars Z II Ruination Remastered: https://www.rpgsite.net/news/21020-super-robot-wars-z-ii-ruination-remastered-in-works
