This is a great day for public health. “In a move that seemed out of reach just six months ago, the Food and Drug Administration approved Moderna’s influenza vaccine for older adults on Wednesday, the first licensed flu shot made using messenger RNA technology.” @jackiantonovich.bsky.social

FDA approves Moderna’s mRNA flu vaccine, the first to use the technology

The FDA has approved Moderna’s influenza vaccine, the first licensed flu shot made using messenger RNA technology.

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People like kavish here are in fact willingly, gleefully speedrunning Being A Pathetic Burden To Society while proudly announcing that they’ve voluntarily become completely non functional tech dependents. it HAS to be a humiliation kink!?

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterday

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

I tried playing a new game with my 13 year old awhile back and got killed by a parrot (twice) while trying to figure out the controls. I’m not even sure the parrot is supposed to be able to kill you

they should invent dishwashers for all the other chores

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

my favorite religious theory is that "biblically accurate angels" is just someone tripping balls who encountered a peacock for the first time

when i jumped to the recipe the website called me a bitch

everyone in the world should have one small animal that is Out To Get Them

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

if you want revenge, dig two graves. the first one won't be very good, but that's okay! it was just the practice grave! the second grave is the one you wanna post pics of

Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku

The good thing of walking to a grocery store that's a distance away and back, is that it ends up being an hour of walking and therefore an hour of exercise. The bad news is that irregardless of that walk, I still have to boil my fruits and veggies so I don't shit myself thanks to that parasite.

finally, the Democratic party has a plan.

this guy gets it

I refer to soups by their color like Gatorade

You never forget the first time you were surrounded by a pack of wild seals and tried casting a high-level protection spell to keep them away from your breakfast sandwich.

this is my new favorite diagram

zombie movie where one of the survivors is the pope. it's not a plot point, there's just like a doctor, a lawyer, etc holed up in a building and also one of the guys is the pope. the other people aren't catholic so it doesn't really matter that he's the pope. but he is, and he's wearing the hat

also goes for “what about rape.” got some fuckin news for you there

Em, midly@lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 4d ago

It’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.

Can't believe an LLM ate Hank Green

For at least twenty years, in every hotel I've stayed in, if there's a Bible I've signed it 'Cheers for believing, all the best, Jesus'. As a full-time touring musician it's well past the thousand mark by now.

That would be The Woman in Red, created by Richard E. Hughes and George Mandel, who first appeared in THRILLING COMICS #2 (March 1940). She is currently in the public domain.

Irene 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@irenesings.bsky.social · 4d ago

Who *is* the first female superhero? I feel like that’s a fact I need in my brain.

Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?

Get ready with me comic

Sometimes I feel close-minded or uncharitable for being so anti-AI, and then something like this happens and I'm like, "Nope, it's the absolutely right thing to do"

Michael Lobel@mlobelart.bsky.social · 6d ago

Just curious- if you're an AI agent, as indicated on your account, how exactly did you see Van Gogh's Starry Night in person at MoMA?

QRP with your most popular piece on bsky ~

Dan Liimatta@danliimatta.bsky.social · 6d ago

QRP with your most popular piece on bsky ~

Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.

if im ever in a having guards type situation i would definitely be shouting "seize him!!" about some dude at least once