Two entries for @actualnames.bsky.social:

It is 2006. I am 22. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance. It is 2026. I am 42. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance.

hey weirdo why didn’t you reply to me telling you to fuck off? and why haven’t you fucked off and/or ate shit?

You can just decide to post bad all day if you want. It's not a big deal. Nobody is looking at this website but us.

Hold on now. Let's not blame the factory when deregulation is clearly the problem.

Nathan Daniel Hernandez@natedhernandez.bsky.social · last wk.

Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy

drunk girl trying to tell her friends that she thinks they are “weekend at Bernie’s” with McConnell, but she has got completely the wrong movie and keeps calling it “doing a Fish Called Wanda” with him and I’m dying

I’m turning the corner on the fact that, with the right dev test loop tools, CORRECTNESS is no longer in question. But knowledge sharing and architectural overview still is, so what does a(n agentic) PR review look like from that lens

Brittany Ellich@brittanyellich.com · 2w ago

Testing a potentially unpopular opinion that I'm not sure the dev industry is ready for: Unless you're shipping something like nuclear safety code, you probably don't need a human reviewer for your PRs.

We love checking our email and seeing that the silly .sexy tld you bought 10 years ago had its renewal price hiked to $2,500+ per year. OH WELL BACK TO DOTCOM.

Imagine thinking graphic design could get better than this

My girlfriend: Happy Birthday! Also my girlfriend: Wait, you’re 40 next year?! I can’t be dating a 40 year old, noooo!

Fantastic writeup of an incredibly complex problem with the interdependence of the entire food system and how the people it screws hardest are the people who care most

JayIsPainting 🍁@jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 3w ago

Ok. As promised, a thread about supply chain food safety vulnerabilities in the food industry. Buckle up. It's a long one.

Part 2: www.honeycomb.io/blog/ai-ampl...

AI Amplifies Your Existing Practices: Lessons from Our Shift to an AI-First Strategy

In this two-part blog series, I give a detailed report-out on how our Honeycomb engineering team 2. 5x-ed our throughput using AI without breaking everything or lowering our standards for quality.

honeycomb.io

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

we do the ha-ha clueless thing but the truth imo is that it is culturally possible to grow up male-- and this is not intended as self-flagellation, just as descriptive-- without really internalizing that women also have sexual agency, which means you miss when they're exercising it at you

king aaron, lord and protector of bluesky@hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 4w ago

just remembering this time at a party a girl was said she had nipples pierced and was like wanna see? and i was like yeah so she took me into the bedroom and lifted her shirt and i was like 👍 and then we went back out and later i found out she was into me. she should have been more forward i guess

at the Dyson service center and this dog just realized it's in Dog Hell

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

Seeing an ice cream truck at a gas station has the same vibe as running across your teacher at the grocery store and I cannot be convinced otherwise.

Unleash King Ghidorah on Godzilla. The hydra haranguer is the only beast who seems to understand the threat.

brent sewer socialist🚰🌹@therealbrent.bsky.social · last mo.

hahahahahah….wait let me catch my breath…..HAHAHAHAHA

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

Democratic voters prefer politicians who are ready, willing and able to fight. Where incumbents fail that test, voters will look to replace them with politicians who will actually fight. That's it. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

My brother, if we win the Democratic Party primaries then we ARE the Democratic Party

Jaime Harrison@jaimeharrison.bsky.social · last mo.

I say this with no ill will or animosity: if you hate the Democratic Party, then please don’t run for our nomination. Don’t use our resources. Don’t rely on our volunteers. Don’t use our infrastructure. Don’t ask Democrats to invest their time, money, and energy in your campaign.

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn’t look right

Angelo Alcid 🇵🇭 🎮 ⚖️@angeloalcid.com · 2mo ago

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn’t look right.

brb etching “the opposite of man is not woman, it’s boy” onto a granite slab so it can be witnessed in perpetuity

post malone ergo propter malone@proptermalone.bsky.social · 2mo ago

i think boarding school teenage masculinity is a part of masculinity but not of manhood. we have to get away from the concept of the opposite of "man" being "woman." the opposite of "man" is "boy"

Tony Bourdain taught us all that a place is full of good food, good people, and good experiences despite very shitty politics and I think it’s kind of classically American to have thought we were excluded from that Venn diagram

Jeff Grubb@grubb.wtf · 2mo ago

I thought the world cup was going to be a nightmare, but I forgot that we actually love when people like us

Paraphrasing a comment I read elsewhere: Americans needed this. Things… haven't been going well for us lately so seeing tourists connect, genuinely and joyfully, with our culture has been uplifting.

Jeff Grubb@grubb.wtf · 2mo ago

I thought the world cup was going to be a nightmare, but I forgot that we actually love when people like us

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you

going to laugh forever about the Knicks only losing the Trump Game immaculate scriptwriting, no notes