I want somethin' else To get me through this

chat they made something in real life that i swear to god would be a shitpost i could have come up with almost a decade ago and i need people to mail me packs immediately as little gifts. do you know how badly i need 1993 Daphne on a trading card with her lil choker and flower skirt

#themoreyouknow

i'm sick, this dog is living my best life

they roastin y’all’s swingin doggies on nextdoor

washington dc is short for washington da city

still no response 🧐 cowards walk amongst us

(randy newman voice) i want to fuck you like an animal

lol

i've run the numbers three times now and it's always the same

this site has the juice

yeah i'm a gamer

clocking in for my shift at the factory

Bluesky in a nutshell

whenever the cat is walking around looking real tough, we call him "Jack Creature", for obvious reasons

I saw Mitch McConnell at the gym today, on a stationary bike. He was dead.

Andrew Tate slowly realizing exclusive new manosphere actually jail

Andrew Tate slowly realizing exclusive new manosphere actually jail

MIAMI - Controversial online men's influencer Andrew Tate, as well as his brother Tristan, is gradually realizing that the elite new manosphere club he has been ushered into is in fact a federal penit...

thebeaverton.com

On this day, 2012, I found a horse that could read

Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.

how I flirt

the most realistic scene in Jurassic Park is when two scientists make a questionable decision — traveling to an undisclosed location with a strange man — on the promise of three years of modest funding

Just found Jimothy the raccoon’s old Reddit posts. Oh boy

how your email finds me

This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning

LOGGING ON

7th grade me in the middle of math class for absolutely no reason:

LMAO

Variation 8, Cathedral Series (flipped), by Suzan Frecon, 2011