Daniel Farnitano

@dfarnitano.bsky.social

Queer Nerd, healthcare worker and general miscreant. Aro/ace, fan of Lancer, Doctor Who, Star Trek, and Tyranids among others

Hope isn't some gentle little darling in the breeze, all fluttery lace. Hope is spitting blood on the sidewalk as it gets back up, face cut & bruised, still laughing. Always. Fucking. Laughing. Like they don't get the joke. They don't get the mistake they made in trying to keep it down. THAT'S HOPE.

"By the end of the year, we aim to have 200 percent more dipshits writing columns for us. As long as you are a Ben Shapiro knockoff who can string together the words 'the intolerant left' and occasionally criticize Trump, you have a home here on our opinion pages."

In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits

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Bay Area friends: would you consider opening your home to these two cuddly cats? A friend found them behind a gas station. Their sibling, a black cat, got adopted, but it appears no one likes orange cats. They are being kept in a bathroom for the time being and need a home.

Two orange cats in a cage with food and water.Two orange cats in a cage with food and water.Two orange cats laying on the floor. Two orange cats in a spare bathroom with food and water and a litter box.
derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2mo ago

A friend of mine found these three kittens behind a Bay Area gas station. They are tame, vaccinated, and incredibly affectionate. Unfortunately, she's unable to keep them and I'm trying to find them a home. They are at risk of going to a shelter. Bay Area people, are you open to adopting?

Three kittens in a cage. Two are orange and one is black.

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands