I love how the government’s like, “Stop eating ultra-processed foods! We have to make America healthy again!” And then they make it unsafe to eat anything other than cheetos and ramen.
Matt Salomone
@matthematics.com
Crusty old dean. Mathematics enjoyer. Views mine. ¹Best known for other work. 📍 Cape Cod, MA
It's me, a Telegraph columnist, taking a break screaming bloody murder about fairness in the women's sports I wouldn't be caught dead watching to wax lyrical about academic integrity in sociology, a field I consider to be fake, at institutions I consider to be communist indoctrination centers.
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It's so blazingly obvious that this is true. A university lecturer being fired for plagiarism would not be national news >99% of the time. It was inflated into one this time purely because it fit into racist "culture war" narratives about "DEI".
No, that is not the alternative The alternative was treating like a normal news story, and not a trial by media - one that was so clearly turbocharged by Arday’s ethnic and social background and the growing resentment in the establishment in the UK of having more black people in high places
Good LORD what is happening in your administration???!! Aurora borealis
it makes you think. if they actually hated the troops but loved war, would that explain their behavior better than if they supported the troops? it's a question worth considering bsky.app/profile/prow...
look at how muted the coverage is of the trans soldiers getting forced out compared to how angry these people got over Biden ending a war the American public wanted him to end
Stavros Halkias: I don't wanna do the both sides bullshit because it's not true. One side is worse than the other, objectively speaking. One side is disappearing people and one side wants children to have healthcare. A lot of stand up comics happened to have some of the dumbest opinions on Earth
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
Humanists are the Dr. Fauci of higher education, scapegoats for lots of bad faith and bad behavior.
We never even stop writing calculus textbooks (lol) because we never get to the One Best Version of it. And, sorry mathematicians, writing history is so much more complicated than writing calculus.
We never write history just once. Any person or group who thinks they can get to a “best version” of history and then be done does not understand anything about history, historiography, archives, or data.
Those raisins and that singing fish had our grandparents in a chokehold, you hear me? This is true across race and class. They went nuts for it.
My grandparents were obsessed with the California Raisins and my entire childhood had a California Raisin plushie that suctioned onto the window of their minivan (Garfield was on the other side).
MISSED CONNECTION: I was the guy who posed nude for your class. You were the math professor who called campus security
It was always obvious that “cancel culture” was a fake threat ginned up by reactionaries to inflate the authoritarian threat of the left. The best evidence for this? The spree of cancellations they have embarked on since taking power. It’s the bulk of what they’ve done!
Get men out of women’s churches, King James Bible! I’m calling the Pronoun Police!
the only way out of wokeness discourse is by striking a deal. here is my simple trade offer: WE RECEIVE: no more opinion pieces about wokeness YOU RECEIVE: Robin DiAngelo 5 years prison
If you ever wonder if that expensive education is worth it, I just won a family-wide scrabble game with the word etic which three people challenged. Bwhahahahahahahasob this is everything.
Based on the number of MAGA folks I see driving Dodge Durangoes with tinted windows I think the fear and intimidation is part of the appeal. Just look at how it's marketed: "Built to storm the streets."
so, when do US consumers of SUVs decide that they don’t like driving big vehicles with tinted windows because they notice their neighbours are scared… scared of their kid being run over or neighbour being kidnapped or is that fear part of the sales gimmick?
So they can be taken out with one shot, presumably
In these challenging times, it is vital to align our experts.
im a small government conservative and i want the presidents secret police force to have lightning gloves
many of u appear to be trying to play a sophisticated game of chess while your opponent is pointing a gun at you and also pulling the trigger on the gun pretty frequently and you're being shot by the gun a lot
Yesterday I gave a talk at an OpenAI summit on the future of mathematics. I was asked to talk about the bad future, where humans become mathematically disempowered. Here's a blog post based on the talk: www.daniellitt.com/blog/2026/8/...
The End of Mathematics — Daniel Litt
daniellitt.com
They didn’t get it wrong she’s reunifying Wisconsin and Minnesota like Ireland
U.S. Senator Amy Klobuchar secures Democratic nomination for Wisconsin governor
“Alf Hog by night, poster’s delight/Alf Hog by morning, poster’s warning” is actually a remarkably accurate predictor of the mood I’m likely to be in based on the time of day when I post Alf hog
A ton of effort is going to go into pretending taxing rich people doesn’t work just like a lot of work went into immediately ignoring and getting rid of that expanded child tax credit once it was revealed it worked way better than expected
Massachusettes "Millionaires Tax", which was targeted to fund transportation and education, has been a resounding success. It has funded FREE school lunch for ALL students, FREE buses in lowest income communities (people can get to work, etc.), and FREE community college. And "exodus" was minimal.
literally 100% of the bad things about "woke 1" are just shit that sucks about social media. if you're complaining about "Woke" and not Gamergate, it's because you're a disingenuous prick.
centrists who only read each other have convinced themselves that woke 1 was essentially stalinism
My own views on AI-assisted math research are still par-baked, but it feels like one important question is: how much do we care about (some Platonic, atomistic kind of) PRODUCT of discovery versus the (social, humanized and humanizing, messy) PROCESS of discovery
We asked an unreleased research version of Claude to take a stab at the Riemann hypothesis. It didn’t solve it, but it did make strides on a related problem: it increased the lower bound for the fraction of zeros of the Riemann zeta function that satisfy the hypothesis from 41.6% to 67.2%.