"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

Remember to be kind to yourself today. You can be evil to yourself tomorrow. On Wednesday you should be kind to ducks. On Thursday the ducks will be evil to you, so watch out for that

whistling pleasantly as we enjoy a cool, early summer morning walk, a near full moon visible in the sky. the neighborhood is peaceful: it’s still pre-dawn but sprinklers are running, birds are singing and all seems right in the world my dog: FATHER THERE ARE THREATS TO OUR SAFETY AT EVERY TURN

When I say life is good what I mean is last night for dinner I had steak with campfire potatoes (potatoes cut almost all the way through then the slits are filled with butter and onions, the potatoes then wrapped in foil and baked for a while), a potato cooking method I never knew existed. We learn.

I'm not saying she woke me up today by trying to stick her giant paw in my mouth but if that is what happened, it is fine.

I'm not saying she woke me up today by trying to stick her giant paw in my mouth but if that is what happened, it is fine.

heavy is the head that wears the really heavy crown

I lived 41 years on this earth without hollandaise sauce, then a week ago I had hollandaise poutine and everything changed. Last night I enjoyed my first eggs benedict. Why did the people in my life let me live like this? Why did the world keep this secret from me? Obnoxious.

the “great now please study endometriosis” thing is a good gag until you realize there was a study not on endometriosis but on the negative effects of endometriosis on PARTNERS of women with endometriosis and the findings were like “their partner won’t have sex with them bc of all the endometriosis”

"this app is so dead" - guy that has posted twice in the last month & only follows 4 people

“The Bluesky Experience™”

i think you should be able to take all of the emotions out of your body, put them into a blender, and then drink them like a smoothie. i don't know what this would do but it might do something.

Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception

Must feel so good for text after you hit ctrl-x, floating in liminal space, before ctrl-v thrusts it back onto the desolate page

My amulet’s cursed too but you don’t hear me whining about it

I hope every day you all are trying to cultivate joy. A kindness to a neighbor. A long walk. Poetry. Birdwatching. Meditation. Being silly and playing peekaboo in a checkout line with a cute baby. These are dark times, and joy is something the bastards cannot take from us. Fight for it.

my submission to happiest boy alive magazine

Admitting you have a problem is the first step toward locking in and really taking your problem to the next level

joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell

"winged eyeliner is so millennial" "ballet flats are so millennial" well I'm a millennial so. Im just gonna keep on keeping on

The face of a perfect girl who definitely didn't climb onto the bed this morning, belly flop, demand pets and then slowly push me out of the bed onto the floor because she wanted to steal the space on the bed. She totally didn't do that. She is innocent.

The face of a perfect girl who definitely didn't climb onto the bed this morning, belly flop, demand pets and then slowly push me out of the bed onto the floor because she wanted to steal the space on the bed. She totally didn't do that. She is innocent.

There is a gopher that lives outside nearby, visits often to much on various grasses and I am obsessed with him. I have named him Hank.

This is, and I am not even joking, going to fuck up so many hyperlexic kids. I got accused of plagiarism because I used the word “porous” in a sixth grade paper and that shit sticks with you, if not on the permanent record, then in the childhood.

Seth Trueger@mdaware.org · 2w ago

oh come on

I love you Jimothy 🦝❤️ [ #cuteart #illustration ]

"You will live to see unimaginable horrors" I feel like most of them are pretty imaginable at this point honestly

I know a lot of people have stopped paying attention to labubus which is fine but there is an important update: the newest ones have hair for some reason and look like hardworking divorced mothers from the 90s.

people say they have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other, but all I have is six gremlins fighting each other on the back of my neck who only ever agree that they want sun chips and chaos

hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe

All raccoon bodies are beautiful. 💜

regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 3w ago

have you all seen jimothy