YSUBassoon
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#CPhT Ex-team lead looking for a remote position in an administrative role; job hunting since March 2026; no income since May 2026; democratic socialist, MedTwitter Dad Joke Council founder; (She/her) 🏳️🌈😷💉x7 $YSUBassoon6 paypal.me/ysubassoon
Me and Fig And Chewy too We goed outside Had lots to do Wif bugs to eat And twees to clime We all be bizzy All da time I wessles Fig Dis be da best! And den we go Inside to west #CheddarPoetry #ChewyBeBadToday #SheNotWannaGoInside #SheRunToPuppysYardAtInsideTime #SheGotDaSkoop
Taylor Swift dropping her new song “Cleveland!” on Friday, but still no word on when she plans to release our other 62 service-area cities’ title tracks.
On this day in 2017 I was on vacation and went into the most beautiful church I have ever seen The Notre Dame Basilica of Montreal (Celine Dion got married here)
my husband is studying for one of his nursing school classes, and he looked up at me from his book and said “you might not know this, but public health is important” I have an MPH lmao
Let me just tell you how safe I feel in this fucking state. And before you tell me to move you’d better be ready to cough up the money for me to do so. If you’re not gonna do that, STFU. www.al.com/politics/202...
Tuberville calls transgender people ‘deranged’ on Senate floor: ‘Bring back mental institutions’
Major medical and mental health organizations say that being transgender is not a mental illness.
al.com
This year, the winner of Fat Bear Week will come to your home and replace your smoke alarm batteries.
I've talked myself into wanting to see this version, in OE of course:
Lorna@florilegia.bsky.social · 7h agoActually, no, screw it: instead of Montagues and Capulets, let's have the star-crossed lovers be Geats and Danes. Romeo sneaks into a party at Heorot to meet Juliet. Grendel, cast against type, plays Friar Laurence
if you absolutely must you can call it ‘archaic modern English’ but the point remains that if your average person can actually understand it without a translator, it’s modern English
The defense contractor who bribed Susan Collins has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins
we are having a home office/summer house installed behind the house and they're laying the foundation today and tâf is being... helpful
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 5h ago"Stanford University...is facing criticism for using generative AI to change the photo of a Hispanic male student into a non-existent Black woman for a campus banner." feels like a South Park episode. what are we doing here yall www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if lesbian bars in towns I've never been to don't ease their mask mandates, I will have no choice but to hold my nose and for him for the fourth time in 2028.
who wants to guess what the builders just dug up in the garden (obviously not bones or bombs, since I’m telling y’all instead of the police)
madeline odent@oldenoughtosay.com · 7h agowe are having a home office/summer house installed behind the house and they're laying the foundation today and tâf is being... helpful
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RECALL ALERT- Wholesome Pantry Organic Apple Sauce Recalled Over Elevated Patulin Levels
NEW JERSEY - Wakefern Food Corp. has voluntarily recalled select containers of Wholesome Pantry Organic Unsweetened Apple Sauce after routine testing by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration found...
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'As the war in Gaza approaches its fourth year'. It's not a 'war' its a #Genocide - get your act together @theguardian.com! #FreePalestine! 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
‘This is where I live now, the back of a truck’: a day in the life of a grandmother in Gaza
As the war in Gaza approaches its fourth year, the Guardian follows five ordinary Palestinians as they go about their lives. Each tells the story of their day, revealing the terrible toll of the confl...
theguardian.com
So, basically, the unlawful Ballroom might have to be torn down because it is firetrap attached to one of the nation’s major buildings.
emptywheel@emptywheel.bsky.social · 5h agoTrump stole taxpayer $$ to destroy the White House and replace it with a firetrap and too few ladies stalls. www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...
Preventable. This was all preventable.
DrH@drhaup.bsky.social · 5h agoHuge El Niño projected to cause 450,000 deaths in next 6 months. Current El Niño broke the highest temperature ever recorded several months before its expected peak. El Niños are natural climate events but may be made worse by global heating. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
First, the East Wing; next, Kennedy Center. Then, Iran. He already has his itchy trigger finger on the nuclear button, and he's repeatedly demonstrated--in countless ways, in too many examples to cite--total disregard/sheer contempt for the rule of law. If not stopped, he will destroy the WORLD.
1EarthMedia@1earthmedia.bsky.social · 4h agoGetty photographer Brendan Smialowski's photo of Air Force One after landing at Joint Base Andrews, shows president Donald Trump in a red baseball cap reading a placard that seems to read “Kennedy Center DEMOLISHED.” #photojournalism www.artnews.com/art-news/new...
Hahaha. The Bozo Fascist says, "I am the code," for his ballroom. As a result, it's going to be a total firetrap. Big surprise. What foreign dignitaries are going to attend an event in Trump's trailer park gold-leaf dump? None. Everything he touches = shit. www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...
‘I am the code’: Trump clashed with ballroom architect over safety issues
James McCrery II resigned in October after warning that the president was insisting on designs that violated fire and safety codes.
washingtonpost.com
🧵 Here is a timeline cleanser. Karollyn Zepeda and her partner Nate Geminiano were excited when her water broke for their second child in their Outer Sunset home in San Francisco. They headed out to Anza Vista in what looked like plenty of time but got stuck in traffic in Golden Gate park.
Idk what the alternatives are, but killing bears for becoming too comfortable or desperate around humans while looking for food feels so deeply wrong
