The overwhelming right wing sentiment is that COVID was an engineered bioweapon that was also harmless. Trump overreacted to it by shutting down the country, then engineered a drive to create a vaccine that was the real bioweapon that killed millions, and it's Joe Biden's fault.
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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I've confirmed that the UK's new Sovereign AI Fund does no due diligence on whether AI companies use copyrighted work without permission before investing in them. It took me 3 Freedom of Information requests to find this out: 🧵 1/10
there was a twitter account called Clickbait Robot that did markov generations of british news and opinion headlines and it sounded like this
John Rentoul@rentouljohn.bsky.social · 3w agoAfter the killing of Ann Widdecombe, Count Binface is suddenly a lot less funny www.independent.co.uk/voices/count...
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit
Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 4w ago‘The Odyssey’ women Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Lupita Nyong'o, and Charlize Theron stun in Paris.
This is the Bluesky equivalent of the Great American Novel. Gripped all the way to the end.
Laura Jedeed@laurajedeed.bsky.social · last mo.Hi hello I was going to do a full thread on the Great American State Fair later but it seems I'm starting early: why in the fuck are PragerU, Patriot Academy, and other far right groups the ENTIRETY of the Department of Education booth
The rightmove listing to end all rightmove listings. If it wasn't for popbitch I wouldn't have caught this one. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...
Check out this 3 bedroom link detached house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom link detached house for sale in Christie Miller Road, Salisbury, SP2 for £114,000. Marketed by Carter and May, Salisbury
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I just met you and this is crazy but I’m selling shoes that were for a baby
Watching the video from The Ring on my phone so she comes out of my screen real tiny and I can just put her in a mug
Sports announcer talking about an athlete: HE'S 280 POUNDS OF PURE MUSCLE Me: my god he has no bones at all
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
I think the most realistic thing about Batman is that I would absolutely take my kid down a shortcut through somewhere called “Crime Alley” it it meant I got home 30 seconds more quickly.
This was just shared by @naomialderman.bsky.social and it deserves the widest possible audience. Ladies and gentlemen and all others, for your graphic design delight, I present… … the logo for the Paris Tennis School.
Was feeling melancholy, but then I dug up Theoden with an undercut from my vault of memes
Apparently you're not supposed to judge a book by its cover so I just squeeze them all like a loaf of bread and then buy the freshest one.
Congratulations to Andy Burnham for winning The Masked Singer.
Perhaps the most prophetic sci-fi film of all time, 12 Monkeys is about a millennial who wishes it was the mid-90s again.
Reminder that Keir Starmer's first speech at the Downing Street lectern said "Politics will tread more lightly on your lives and unite our country" and yet the government has since then never given us a moment's peace from their next new aggy Jeremy Vine phone-in debate policy ideas.
okay but what if a 10-year-old thinks moby dick is better than middlemarch, what then. where are they supposed to go
News Eye@newseye.bsky.social · 2mo agoBREAKING: The UK Government confirms that Bluesky will be INCLUDED in the ban on social media for under 16s. The government said it will be BANNED because it is a “user-to-user platform who purpose is to enable social interaction.”
