jane slugwife
@doctors-hate-her.bsky.social
pfp stolen from fivepebbles posts delete after a day or two
unsure if the pub i did this for ever poublished this story so tentatively posting it here
There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
the world is not ready for the insane chaser plotline in two
Okay you guys, break's over. Time to get LASER FOCUSED on the Rhode Island primary. With only a month to go, the fate of the Democratic Party and the shape of the rest of the twenty-first century hangs in the balance. You need to be prepared to get REAL UPSET with one another online.
I think im in an abusive relationship with someone im not even dating
cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again
maybe its a problem with my locality but why is like every phone repair shop the shadiest fucking place ever. and why are they all identical
suddenly realizing it's a lot more fun to read this in a 1920s manhattan socialite voice
Ivan the K ™@ivanthek.bsky.social · 2d agoHeh.
flirting as a lesbian trans woman is crazy because you can polish your own boots and girls start sweating a lil
I was today years old when I found out that actor Michael Dorn is an accomplished pilot who owned an F-86 Sabre in the 1990s. He once ran out of fuel and made an emergency landing at a military airfield. The base commander agreed not to tell the FAA in return for autographs and two low level passes…
is peanuts slop the new ghibli slop. am i gonna be seeing the ice rapid response account posting Charlie Brown deporting sobbing migrants in shackles. can we not.
I was walking around and minding my own business on base when a middle aged civilian called out to me to invite me register for the National Women Veteran’s Memorial but upon turning my head she became confused on whether or not I was a man.
ClaireBear ⚜️@minjilee.bsky.social · 4d agoit’s great the only challenge coin we actually carry was one we got out of the military, and the only coins we got in the military were either from our squad lead or from the mental health survey team (we scored all red the last survey xd)
Dump your puppygirl is just an acidic breakup essay, mean spirited and written by something of a fabulist and fuck if I haven’t known several Puppygirls in my life.
