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Scorpion: "The Critics are Wrong About My River Crossings"
David Ellison may think we are stupid, but we know who he is. We know what he has done to CBS. We know what he wants to do to CNN. Support independent media.
Saw a kid at the fair that couldn’t be older than 12 walking around with his family wearing a hat that said “Master Baiter” with a fish on it. I suppose I did become an expert jacker around that time but I don’t think I would wear the hat
Can a standup special make a billion dollars like Odyssey? Because there's a chance here judging on the comments (last screenshot just because it made me laugh)
We investigated a sitting U.S. governor in the newest sequel to our Kawhi/Clippers investigation. It's fun
Did @pablo.show just end a governor's campaign for re-election?
having sex and doing the R2-D2 scream when I'm about to bust
The theory of gravity was invented in 1916 and today I proved it
Do flat earther people think the moon and other planets are flat too
Plaxico Burress compared playing with the Jets to prison: "They're both kind of similar because when I walked into prison on my first day, I was like, 'damn man you a fucking loser.' And I had the same damn feeling every day I walked through the door with the Jets."
I was pulling photos from Getty Images today and this one took my breath away for a second. "Plain clothed federal agents pursue a man through the lobby of the Hennepin County Government Center before tackling and arresting him Tuesday, February 10, 2026 in Minneapolis, Minn."
i'd been meaning to watch this for a little bit and it is fucking ridiculous as expected. these people are insane
Balatro by adef in 1:04:49 - Summer Games Done Quick 2026
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Haley Stevens occupies a unique niche at the exact midpoint between The Riddler and Penguin
Spaceballs: The Extended Universe graphics from yesterday's SDCC panel - Part One
I saw Mitch McConnell at the gym today, on a stationary bike. He was dead.
Writing a screen play where the main character is a white guy named Charles Barkley and every scene he has to explain that his parents were not sports fans
cruise (maintaining intense eye contact and leaning forward to perform active listening): cookies? that’s fantastic, wow