Brian Baresch
@editer.bsky.social
High-functioning screwup. Thinker and blatherer. Profile pic by Covatar. he/him
BREAKING: Jon Daker will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
BREAKING: The Ministers Quartet will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Ed Sheeran taking the truly unique “I respect Macklemore as an artist, but not as a person” stance
The crypto industry has spent hundreds of millions of dollars lobbying for the Clarity Act, which they pitch as “clear rules of the road”. In reality, it’s industry capture, deregulation, and legitimization of the most brazen self-dealing in presidential history. Senators must vote no.
Here's what I actually think these incidents reveal (instead of a rogue AI terminator situation): Much of the infra we expect to be hardened is actually being held together by glue and popsicle sticks.
Make a band edible: Panini! at the Disco
Make a band edible: The Lemonheads
Well, I think I know what I’m going to say when I use Coke machines from now on.
has any marketing fuckup in history had the aura of coca cola vending machines in New Zealand saying in Māori I GREET THEE DEATH
FDA (20 years ago): This milk has been sourced from a meticulously inspected dairy farm, and has been through a certified pasteurization process. FDA (today): Look, it's liquid, and it's from a cow. At least that's what they tell us. It's fine, probably.
"check out this nasty thing I found on X" no and you should go set a timer for 10 minutes and look at a tree until your phone beeps
People have false memories of all of us coming together, supporting each other, thanking first responders, bursting with patriotism, tearfully swaying to Ray Charles' America the Beautiful. Reality was more like Indian restaurants hanging "We're not Arab" banners so they wouldn't get torched.
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
The problem with people is, there's a god shaped hole in our heads where we want Something Important to live, and we insist on filling it with *something*, which might be god or king or astrology or jumped-up autocorrect.
What's an example of perfect casting?
What's an example of perfect casting?
what’s an example of perfect casting?
what’s an example of perfect casting?
You can tell this is true because when Michelle Obama made healthy eating and exercise her issue as First Lady, this same movement failed to coalesce around her and in fact she met a ton of resistance from the same people who made RFK Jr possible
Maha is just another astroturfed front in the American Reactionary Movement. This movement is responsible for every public health crisis: climate, automobile deaths, gun violence, homelessness, poverty. Its the Don't Tell Me What To Do movement. They are few but they're mobilized for war.
Realizing the extent to which this is true wildly changed my opinions about how to deal with Trumpism, since they're never going to be satisfied unless they're actively dominating everyone else. You can't give them some concessions and go back to the status quo: they're reactionary revolutionaries.
Antebellum politics is fascinating, the South kept getting policy concessions and whipped themselves up into a paranoid rage anyway, essentially because they couldn't stand being culturally judged for having slaves
Write it on the blackboard a thousand times: they will have to demolish the ballroom, the arch and so forth. They will have to make a show of it. You will get the usual sons of bitches saying we don’t do that in this country. We do now. That is not emotion, it’s politics. To do less is dereliction.
And here's a nice informed thread on what the CIA-related work Steinem did was.
Today you're going to see a lot of tributes and assessments of Gloria Steinem (I thought this one very good: www.thecut.com/article/glor...). You'll also see some people raising her involvement with the CIA, and others ignore it. (That obit doesn't even mentioned it.) What was that about?
(forgetting the name of klondike bars) i'll have a cold pocket
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
I mentioned off hand at work that COVID can wake up cancer cells and one of my colleagues was SHOCKED. I have to believe (for my own mental health) that the reason most HCWs don't wear masks is because they don't know rather than that they don't care. (1/2)
It’s mind-blowing that we have literal white nationalists in the White House carrying out unfathomably cruel, abusive, white nationalist policies, and the punditariat has spent the last two weeks debating if some people were too intemperate after a Black man was murdered by cops six years ago.
Hey sorry I missed your text are you guys still growing stronger from the things that did not kill you