Yoda has sucked on more trans girl cock than almost anyone else in the whole galaxy, because he has had many great achievements in his long lifetime this one sadly goes relatively undiscussed
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
researchers: every unit of currency we put into this welfare service not only makes the user's life materially better, but returns about 150% of the spending in how it benefits society more broadly. right wing: ok but what if too many people use it though? also "too many" is "more than zero" here
Those who share this will be taken to jail with no court date set in the immediate future.
the best targ still kills himself and my husband (dunk) with a dumbass idea about trying to make a nuke at a dinner party
when i say he had "a life well lived" i don't just mean a lengthy career on stage and screen, nor a healthy relationship with an adoring public. i mean he got to be friends with laura dern
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that
pickett's charge is one of the stupidest military maneuvers ever ordered and I do not have to die on that hill because so many confederates did it for me
Ken Childs@thekenchilds.com · last mo.Every year around this time I watch Gettysburg, and every year I'm so impressed as to how both Ronald Maxwell and Martin Sheen do a great job making Lee look like an absolute dumbass for four straight hours without being obvious about it.
native tribes will advocate for legal personhood for bodies of water, understanding there’s no distinction b/w themselves and the living world. This is the USA version: our most powerful pedophile turns every national monument into an extension of himself while the military polices the humiliation
amanda moore 🐢@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 2mo ago“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.
you can’t be writing articles about public discourse if you’ve never been yelled at by a customer you can’t walk away from
Gil Durán@gilduran.com · 2mo agoA 22-year-old just got a $30 million investment valuing his new futures exchange at $300 million. He graduated Stanford, wrote for Thiel's Stanford Review, interned at Andreessen Horowitz. His mom? Pro-crypto Sen. Gillibrand, D-NY. Bipartisan capture in full bloom. fortune.com/2026/06/18/t...
Rolling a Sherman playing Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy through Operation Market Garden and causing Dutch 9/11.
steph curry 2017. saw him hit 6 three pointers in the 1st qtr in a January game against the hornets and the warriors never led by less than 16.
The 984@the984.bsky.social · 2mo agoWho is the best athlete relative to their sport you saw play live? I'm gonna say Mia Hamm at the 1996 Olympics.
scientifically! he shat all over the fucking vibes!! what is home court advantage?? 99% vibes!!!! hey let's put everyone through the world's worst TSA line and then show the worst person in the history of the world (dolan) next to the second worst one on the jumbotron!?!?? MY VIBES
there is a man. sharing the earth with us right now. who spent his entire day glued to his computer. getting hat stomping mad. about the phrase “girled cup”
America 1 is dying and America 2 is struggling to be born, now is the time of Mr. Beast
Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S. https://theonion.com/despondent-shohei-ohtani-figured-he-would-have-met-steve-o-after-8-years-in-u-s/
Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5mo agoTrump: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
