with apologies to the young man who left his extremely well-curated spotify account logged in on the hotel tv: if my daughter didn’t hear elmo’s alphabet rap we were all going to die

My mother sent me this picture in reaction to today’s news

just as a note for Americans on the whole very sad Arday affair (he just resigned), becoming a 'professor' at Cambridge is a bigger deal than at a US institution. 'Professor' is the senior non-managerial academic rank in the UK; what would be 'professors' at US institutions are 'lecturers' in UK.

the sex purge movie is apparently terrible but I really want to see, like, bad standup in the sex purge universe. jerry seinfeld being like 'you know how sex day is coming up, and then you get a cold?' www.rogerebert.com/reviews/one-...

One Night Only review: Pull out from this sex-negative rom-com

If this is what it takes to get a rom-com greenlit these days, maybe we should just let them die.

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getting into menswear TikTok

Imagine if Kamala Harris spend all day on Twitter calling people fat.

GOLIKEHELLMACHINE@golikehellmachine.com · 7h ago

the differences in burrito price discourse between left and right are fascinating

the max miller stuff is genuinely depressing

Eric Michael Garcia@ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 6h ago

Bernie Moreno’s reaction to Max Miller and his granddaughter “The best part of my day is when I start FaceTiming her. She's a sweet little girl. I can't even express to you what it feels like to have her in my life, I just wish her dad felt the same way.”

The presidents message to the American people on this is more or less “fuck your gas prices, look at this ballroom [the ballroom also looks like shit]” Republicans are still gonna get like 45% of the vote lmao

Who could it be?

"transmits your location to the law enforcement"

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 10h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

“We won because people wouldn’t tolerate higher prices in exchange for full employment; surely they will tolerate higher prices for our president’s love of smoot hawley and blowing shit up.”

the arc of discourse is long but it bends towards burrito

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 11h ago

for reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.

My new film is set in a dystopia where three years ago the government passed a law that when antagonistic coworkers go on a business trip together they must share a bed.

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 10h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

I don’t take humanoid robots too seriously because in most situations an actually functional design would either look like a forklift or a horrific bug

It’s too late, I have already depicted myself as the anti AI non-binary hairstylist riding into the sunset and you as the pro AI customer, your hair still a mess.

Louis@louisevans.bsky.social · 8h ago

Once again I am forced to add all these words to the Bible

I mean this sincerely: I think pro Israel people really need to begin internalizing that this is not a fringe opinion anymore and in fact is very statistically likely to be the average view of any brown Democratic candidate for office or any candidate under the age of 50

They killed the man (Jared Leto, pancaked by drunk dump truck driver) but not the idea (movie primarily getting buzz as a meme turns out to be terrible)

Want to gently suggest that when a rando on social media says "history shows X" it usually is either 1) just wrong or 2) simplified to the point of meaninglessness

New ITV Nine PM drama looks rubbish

NG@ng1978.bsky.social · 9h ago

The police should really be more alive to the risk of anything that potentially politicises them or compromises their operational independence.

If Jeremy Clarkson actually tried to shut this YouTube channel down then I have to give him some credit.

James Austin@jamesdaustin.bsky.social · 17h ago

I'll be honest: I'd buy this a lot more if his main outlet wasn't abusively attacking opposition politicians via AI slop in ways which obviously nod to other forms of prejudice.

btw whoever wrote the plot summary for this on wikipedia, i love you you have absolutely ruined my day

gf: hey how as work me: Masturbation is legal and it is implied that gay sex successfully operates outside of the mandate. There are multiple anti-mandate signs and events shown throughout the movie.

What's really weird is that the trailer for this is basically just for an ordinary rom-com.

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 10h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

its gonna be really funny when trump comes in to stump for rogers and spends the entire time talking about how good looking AES is

Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:

Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 10h ago

we should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something

honestly, the fact that we have made it through the atomic age *without* another use of nuclear weapons since 1945 is a miracle we don't fully appreciate

Rebecca R Helm@rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · yesterday

Today is the day the story There Will Come Soft Rain is set. An amazing and heartbreaking work of fiction for our modern age. Read it here:

I don't feel they need advice on this.

Alex Partridge@alexpartridge87.bsky.social · 10h ago

In a post on X he says he’ll instead be advising the Conservative Party on how young men become radicalised

Lib Dems to Oppose Moonbase As “Not in Character” for Moon