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Pen Kaxton

Baz Luhrmann's THE ODYSSEY

Yoshis are expendable they aren’t the stars of games.

"why would I deceive you?"

Catbus@catbus.phd · 10h ago

what in the fuck is going on

“Nemoidian pussy hit different” I type into my phone as I fail to make the correlations between my deteriorating mental condition and the external circumstances of my life as I live it

oblique strategies

why make burger taller when you can make burger wider?

ngl forgot to do this thx

cb@crannyboy.bsky.social · yesterday

It's time to smoke bongs

Cormac McCarthy's "Chase Meridian"

this is genuinely so fucking funny

Pop Base@popbase.tv · 2d ago

Ed Sheeran’s upcoming shows at Robert Kraft’s Gillette Stadium have been cancelled due to bad weather.

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

“PUT THAT ICED COFFEE DOWN.”

me: go birds my friend: i didn't know you were a Philly fan. me: what? my friend: what?

Batman | Columbo

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

what's up motherfuckers

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky

holy shit, he reprises this in Star Trek VI as a Klingon. fucking incredible

Michael Warburton@michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 3d ago

CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER’s Hamlet was acclaimed on both sides of the Atlantic. Here’s the great man with the famous ‘To Be Or Not To Be’ soliloquy from the 1964 BBC production.

The late great JIM HENSON — born 90yrs ago today— and ‘Dr. Teeth’ on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson in 1975.

why did no one tell me duncan sheik died. she runs away is an all-timer and the bridge on barely breaking is maybe as close to transcendence as you can get in 4 minutes

the truth is we out here

make everything gayer, do it

Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano

i would be the Steve Minecraft of torquing gnostic horse girls

Repeat after me: I am not bubblier than Jerry Chen. I am not bubblier than Mao Zedong. I am not bubblier than Liv Ullmann. I am not bubblier than Vaush. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be bubblier than I am.