HALDEMAN: He's a merry fellow, Tom Bombadil, sir. HAIG: [indecipherable] and his boots are yellow. NIXON: Christ.

Of course, for safety reasons, we don't keep the cannon loaded. It's just common sense.

Analoren@analoren.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Favorite "Screw the audience" joke?

Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...

*Trump oozes into the stage like a slug and shits himself*

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7mo ago

Rep. Mariannette Miller-Meeks at the Trump rally: "They're playing this song -- Macho Man. Every hard-working woman deserves a Macho Man. And I see a whole lot of it all around me! But the number one macho man you're gonna hear from in a little while."

if you are a staffer, it's your job to tell him i am the Bailey's pet duck, i don't make the rules

the reason conservatives are so feral about Jay Jones is that they viewed his challenge to Miyares as a referendum on whether you can openly wish death on them after one of their own got murked and it's a referendum they lost decisively

the abbot of unreason (a returned archaeologist)@merovingians.bsky.social · 7mo ago

the evidence is how renee good's murder has tanked ICE and how kirk's murder was a wet fart nationally. didn't even matter in the 2025 elections. didn't even stop Jay Jones winning by six!

Two unconventional signs of severe incoming weather: 1. A waffle house being closed 2. Ted Cruz hopping on a plane to take a vacation

Shea Jordan Smith@sheajordansmith.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.

“everyone’s saying the market will collapse” ok but when you say “everyone” do you actually mean a large group of extremely broke people who couldn’t accurately pick stocks under any conditions

You would have thought it was Kissinger, but having the actual physical Nobel Peace Prize publicly bartered in exchange for a literal international war is the point at which we can say whatever Alfred Nobel had in mind has run its course and then some, time to pull the plug.

These people have the worst cases of Stockholm Syndrome! The answer to this should be, "You're a public servant. I expect you to answer my question civilly and without insults. If you can't, find me someone who can." What would happen? He'd get barred from these sham events? And lose what, exactly?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 8mo ago

LEAVITT: Why was Renee Good unfortunately and tragically killed? REPORTER: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably LEAVITT: Oh, ok. So you're a biased reporters with a biased opinion. You're a left-wing hack.

Median American voter believes that the mayor of the largest city in the country is a terrorist, and also doesn't particularly care.

My personal favourite from the genre.

Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦@reshetz.bsky.social · 12mo ago

The creative genius of this account

in a proper functioning democracy, every election would have a guy who wears the same red beret literally everywhere, to the point where nobody knows what he looks like without it. he should be referred to in the constitution as Hat Guy. if you ever poll below Hat Guy you must end your campaign

Peter Sterne@petersterne.com · 12mo ago

NEW mayoral poll from PIX11/Emerson/The Hill, conducted Sept. 7 to Sept. 8, with 3.9% margin of error: emersoncollegepolling.com/nyc-2025-may... Zohran Mamdani - 43% Andrew Cuomo - 28% Curtis Sliwa - 10% Eric Adams - 7% Head to head: Mamdani - 47% Cuomo - 40%

No one hates Ken Paxton more than Angela www.texastribune.org/2025/07/10/a...

Sen. Angela Paxton files for divorce from Attorney General Ken Paxton

In a statement, Angela Paxton said she moved to end her 38-year marriage “on biblical grounds,” citing “recent discoveries.”

texastribune.org

I do not like this man

someone alert Jake Tapper

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · last yr.

Gov. Gavin Newsom tells Fox LA that Trump has "lost it."   "This is serious. He is not the same person that I dealt with just four years ago, and he's incapable of even a train of thought. He's making things up."

ISAAC CHOTINER: It’s just interesting, because my understanding is that you had a pretty good opportunity to destroy the one ring. ISILDUR: No, that’s not— IC: O.K. I: You have to appreciate what was happening. IC: Right. You’re in Mt Doom with the ring— I: Sauron was right there! IC: Sure.

i remember how fucking stupid it was

jeff@reyturner.bsky.social · last yr.

I remember the big right-wing meme like a year ago was that all the bros were going to have to go to war because their woke girlfriends made them vote for Harris.

one small schadenfreude joy is that donald trump correctly understands that john roberts is a trusted subordinate who is willing to perform acts of corruption on his behalf and treats him that way in public, not understanding that this is humiliating

President Trump’s simpering fealty to Vladimir Putin and Russia is embarrassing and dangerous. Illinois stands with Ukraine, and so should the White House.

Live updates: Trump cuts short talks with Ukraine’s Zelenskyy after Oval Office blow up

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy met with President Donald Trump in Washington, seeking backing for Ukraine's security against any future Russian aggression.

apnews.com

KAMALA HARRIS: you didn't just fall out of a coconut tree... MEDIAN SWING VOTER: yes I fucking did how dare you

Amanda Terkel@aterkel.bsky.social · 2y ago

Laid-off IRS employee said he had voted for Trump: "I thought that someone with his business acumen would have come in with a fine-tooth comb and actually found it instead of coming in with a wrecking ball and destroying people’s lives for no reason." www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

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