Second day of a new eating/food accountability plan (Don't call it a diet!), and I only want to die just a little bit.
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Them: "We want to see tougher sentences!" Me: *hands them Dostoyevsky*
I feel like the goal of the administration & tech is to replace every university with an app called, like, Skolr.
Language is exhausting. The fact that we have to translate our internal chaotic noise into coherent sentences just so other people can misinterpret them feels like a huge design flaw.
I’m glad we eat clams. Why are they happier than me
Best film adaptation of The Odyssey - wrong answers only!
Kermit and Fozzie's Good Morning Drive
Alt: Kermit and Fozzie's Good Morning Drive
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JM Schott@dfygrvtalwys.bsky.social · 5d agoBest film adaptation of The Odyssey - wrong answers only!
The Odyssey doesn't seem historically accurate at all! If Odysseus is meant to be GREEK, why is he dressed like an AMERICAN Express card?
Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud.
Michael Dambold@dambold.bsky.social · 2w agoGo into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud.
NEW POSSIBLE IDIOMS: Capri your pants & enjoy a Waldorf salad & THAT’S the Zimbabwe Highway Check your fork drawer because the pointy parts gone missing SHRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, my sled’s comin’ at ya! Cawing crows & shrieky mailbox doors: makes no difference to the mayor Smells like pickle jars
Okay, I leaned one new thing and did two whole tasks. That means I'm done for the day and can go back to bed, right?
*cute girl passes note* do you like me __yes __no SCHRÖDINGER: *starts sweating*
if alanis morrisette adele and taylor swift dated each other and then all broke up maybe the albums created would end us all
My university is trying to recruit me into graduate school again (pre-approved, no application needed), but I'm not even using the degree I already have from them.
Sometimes I see cool people on Instagram and think, "That's the kind of person I'd love to be friends with IRL," but then I realize that that would mean leaving the house and putting in the work to cultivate a friendship, and then I get exhausted and flip to the next video.
Chris had the emotional range of Episode I Anakin Skywalker (derogatory)
RoJay@itsrojay.bsky.social · 2w ago**You can remove ONE #Charmed character from the series.... Who are you choosing? (Got this from fb)
The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA
Call me the reflecting pool the way I’m fucking drained again
Past-me made plans to be social today and now Present-me is having a "down day" and just wants to curl up under a blanket...
Niece in Wisconsin just sent pics of the smoke coming down from Canada—can't even see to the end of her street, and everything smells like a campfire. Can't even imagine what it's like for those closer to the fires...
Day 1/30 ☑️ Gave up on that last workout program... It was getting boring, and I needed a break during/after vacation. Started this new one today; it includes a post-apocalyptic storyline with a (brief) chapter each day to get me motivated and keep me engaged: darebee.com/programs/pat...
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Ghostbusters Thumbs Up
Alt: An animated scene from "The Real Ghostbusters" featuring several members of the team at night. In the center, Egon Spengler, with his signature tall blonde pompadour haircut and round glasses, gives a thumbs-up while holding a proton blaster. To his right, Slimer, the bright green, floating ghost, glides through the air with an angry expression. In the foreground, another Ghostbuster faces Egon, while Peter Venkman watches from the background.
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