Short people are allowed to do evil because for them it's mischief
Atlantis Morissette
@hexsharpe.bsky.social
Drawin' arts, breakin' hearts. They/them, queer as hell. http://www.hexsharpe.com
Threads finally got its first good post
this happened 14 minutes ago but unfortunately due to my personality "Proplem in elvator" has immediately become a load-bearing part of my vocabulary
being trans is cool b/c people are like "you're not a real <man/woman>" and banks are like "you're not a real person" and creditors are like "I know a deadname but they stopped existing in 2019 no credit for legalname" but if you owe <institution> money you are suddenly real and owe late fees
Anyone doing any kind of Harry Potter promotion in 2026 has looked at the options and deliberately chosen evil.
“boy george admits he used AI to create his new pro-israel song” is now a sentence we can say
the thing about having actual principles is that when a politician I respect does some stupid shit I can just be like, “that sucks, knock it off” instead of inventing an imaginary world where I’m forced to defend stupid shit for procedural 4d chess reasons
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass
Nobody ever explained to me what a passkey is or how they work. Websites just started asking me for passkeys like it's something we talked about.
(3 drinks) sometimes the world is so magnificent that i will weep at the many simple beauties you encounter during a normal day (3.25 drinks) if you begin to think about it enemies are actually surrounding me and closing in. i am beset upon by evil on all sides.
credit agencies are like "i made up a number about you based on extensive surveillance. i'll tell you the number... For A Price"
Getting a contact high at the trimet stop, and other Portland stories
what the fuck is wrong with you. just feed the fucking children
Erica C. Barnett@ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 2w agoThe Seattle City Council just voted 6-3 to approve Joy Hollingsworth's amendment to delay universal school lunches for kids, replacing them with vouchers for qualifying low-income parents to buy groceries over school breaks and weekends. Eddie Lin, Alexis Mercedes Rinck, and Rob Saka voted no.
no no I meant "blue no matter who" about people YOU don't like
People who keep pointing out that golf courses use as much water as data centres as some sort of defence of data centres drastically underestimate the amount we also hate golf.
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
