Hot Dragon Assistant
@hotdragonassistant.bsky.social
Hardware manager, artist, very sassy 🏳️⚧️
just saw someone hit a curb so hard their tire popped. the hottest girl in the world
The Eagles bravely dare to ask: what if there was a woman who was a liar
imagine blocking me and i'm just over here drawing balls onto pictures of fish
I'll watch the Master of the Universe movie when they dub over Jared Leto with this guy
new economic plan. give 100% of the money in the world to manga artists to draw increasingly complicated magic circles until one of them successfully casts Fireball
Watching ken Jennings pull an Adam sessler
I didnt play Sniper Elite 5 because you get more experience points by putting nazis to sleep than killing them
pirated otogi 2 rttp first impressions: folks, it's good
The only queer theory they’ve ever proven is earring in the right ear means you’re gay. People don’t know that
how have i never fucking seen this lfjdlajflajfla
this image is going to drive me insane
I’m an empath, which means the cruel, biting personal attacks I launch at retail employees, friends, fellow motorists, neighbors, customer service professionals and my own (bitch) mother actually hurt me way way more than they hurt anyone else
I am in search of interior line artists who like drawing mecha and anticipate having about 32 pages worth of time over the next six months or so. Please share your portfolios. I know that the commission-me-now bots don't actually read posts, but if you are a bot I shall cry.
concentrating and squinching up my face real hard and sweating and then emitting a bestial roar as i use my concentrated ki powers to superheat all the pee inside me so it turns into pee steam that rushes whistling out of my meatus like a teakettle
[everyone i’ve ever loved and everything i’ve ever cared about slowly erodes, leading to a hollow existence that can barely even be considered living] Heh…looks like things are finally starting to get interesting
telling my friends I have a cishet coming over with the same tone as a kid telling their parents they frew up