Eating clam chowder out of the can with my hand like Winnie the Pooh
500 cigarettes: eat this man
@hyperiontom.bsky.social
gaming industry must shitpost queer af
what the fuck did i do to get liberal slop on my timeline who did this
Don't say "Easy! Just convert it to another format" to me, buddy. You don't know me. You don't know the deepest wounds in my soul or the terrifying files I've endured or the easy things I've seen and screwed up.
wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass
do you think garfield knows about 9/11 or does jon try to keep the mood in the house light
spike strip during police chases is cheating. shoot my tires out like a man
dude i think your uncle is getting brigaded on rate my uncle. seriously, pull up the avuncul-o-meter, these analytics make no sense. he's a top ten uncle for two weeks and then his score falls off a cliff right into the toilet, mid-flush? bro they're review bombing him. how the fuck are you so calm
Will you still need me Will you still feed me When I shrink the kids
it doesn’t “reason” it’s a text comparison engine they gave nuclear codes to
ponder@ponder.ooo · 6d agoseriously why are their models like this lmfao
What if someone told you there's MORE than one horse? Have you ever considered that?
they should make a large anything collider scientists should just put things in there and see what happens idk
do you think that one cult in oregon who poisoned all those people by spraying salmonella on salad bars are mad their seo got ruined by taylor farms
okay. breaking an extremely long hiatus from making new bumper stickers for this. Ordering tomorrow, hopefully available to purchase next week!!!
you’re in her DMs, I’m at jamiraquoi’s hairbrush auction
Having a profound spiritual experience because of the beat to Ginuwine's "Pony"
throwback to the time I went to the Tate Modern and the words “Piet Mondrian’s ‘loss’” washed over me like a vision of God in all Their glory
Dipping an entire loaf of bread into a bowl of soup until 100% of the soup has been absorbed then eating the sopping wet loaf over the sink
nothing like the multi-millionaire players of the la dogers sauntering up to the white house with not a care in the world no war but class war
babe you don't understand our money isn't gone i invested it in moon wealth. the only wealth backed by the radiance of the moon
Being able to help someone even a tiny bit is like helium. It’s joyous and light and nearly narcotic and I think if I were a millionaire I could feel that feeling all the time. Money is wasted on the rich.
every time i see a “well we have to move further center to be safe” post i want to rip my eyes out i think genuinely people want to return to the comfort of early 2000s liberalism, but they don’t understand that you’re walking into a dinner party in a burning house it’s going to be “safe”