I took my car in to get it detailed and the cleaner called me halfway through and quit.

In a hundred years we’ll all be dead.

Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 5d ago

K-pop star Momo is under fire after breaking open a vintage graded Pokémon card to stick it on her face and keep it in her phone case

We lost Chibi the Shiba this week at age 15.

We lost Chibi the Shiba this week at age 15.

Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.

If I’m being honest, I have no clue what a minion is or where they came from.

A lot of people don’t realize the dust bowl wasn’t a natural phenomenon. It happened when agrobusiness interests dramatically transformed the plains without regard for drought, and created vicious dust storms that choked whole families to death. That’s what I think of when I read about data centers.

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply

HOME DEPOT: We didn't tweak the design or anything. The skeleton just started doing it on its own. And the only thing it says is the exact date that you will die. We cannot kill it because it was born dead.

Chappell Ellison@chappelltracker.bsky.social · 3w ago

They say innovation is dead but

hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe

what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

meet me at the trauma box you fuckaas bitch

Bonded with another woman at yoga this morning because I was wearing R2D2 ankle socks and she was wearing Jar Jar stud earrings.

I do not regret to inform you that Dua Lipa’s 2020 album, Future Nostalgia, is still perfect.

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

Okay. This is a big deal for me Three years ago, writer Henry Bean told me he had a short story he'd finished in 2020, which he felt needed to be published He'd been turned down everywhere I read it I was stunned I took it to @jewishcurrents.bsky.social It's up now, and it will change you:

The Event

“Something has taken place that we cannot speak of or know or even fully perceive, yet the fact of which sits before us.”

jewishcurrents.org

Interesting: AI summaries mean Google is now indisputably a content creator and can be held libel (in Germany, at least) for incorrect AI information. www.dw.com/en/german-co...

German court holds Google liable for fake AI answers

Judges in Bavaria drew a distinction between standard search engine results and AI-generated summaries. They ruled that tech giants themselves are responsible for the content of answers provided by AI...

dw.com

earth: I’m dying humans: I’m sorry you feel that way

After watching 10 hours of cow hoof trimming reels, I’m convinced salicylic acid powder could fix me. 🐄

A smaller, baby Kool-Aid Man bursting through a normal-sized Kool-Aid Man, like that scene in Aliens

I sent my bestie 11 reels in a row and she watched and emojied every one. 🥰

The only good thing about my broken ribs is that I didn’t break them doing something mundane or embarrassing. People are genuinely impressed when I say I broke them sword-fighting. ⚔️

Last night when I drove out to feed Beau his dinner, I found him leaning over the fence at the far end of his paddock. The neighbors’ teenage son was giving him a hug. 🥹

Don’t give me the ability to upload emojis to slack if you don’t want me to use it. :crying-sunglasses-cowboy:

The only good thing about my broken ribs is that I didn’t break them doing something mundane or embarrassing. People are genuinely impressed when I say I broke them sword-fighting. ⚔️

Don’t give me the ability to upload emojis to slack if you don’t want me to use it. :crying-sunglasses-cowboy: