jawbroken

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Lot of good arguments to be made about which was the best year for music, but I think we peaked in 2002, when half of all songs were about wanting to kill Barney the dinosaur with a gun

anyone else’s following feed so fucked right now that you get two hours of posts, then a few posts from 13 days ago, then it falls back to the discover feed where all the posts fucking suck?

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Wuma Nian, eight mountain scholar: a man who chases two rabbits catches neither disciple: yoo, that shit is 10,000 lanterns illuminating heaven. i bet one day that will be an ancient chinese proverb Wuma Nian: we just call them ancient proverbs

the traditional Christmas “just kind of looking at a box and wrapping paper for a few solid minutes having completely forgotten how to wrap or know out how much paper it takes to wrap stuff and eventually inventing geometry from first principles”