Not faking it, not making it, but some third dystopian reality.
just jess
@je-ss.bsky.social
she/her i grow things. i speak for the trees. 28 feeling like 82 ☀️ 🪴
a haunted house where the ghosts make you laugh and give you positive reinforcement
you ever get so sad you feel like you could vomit at any moment?
Okay so to understand Ohio politics you have to understand that the guy who went to jail for sending a picture of Shrek's dick to a state senator is also the best politics journalist in the state and is viewed with begrudging respect and bone-deep fear by Ohio's ruling class.
The Rooster@rooster.info · 2w agoI woke up today and I’ll be honest, I didn’t realize that many people were still watching SNL.
if you need me, feel free to don't
Toss up with my mood tonight, do I post my boobs or my foot surgery scar
they should invent a waking up that actually feels good
wife: did you see trump dyed his hair? me: those last two words really flopped
my tiddies are poaching in my bra it’s so fucking steamy outside
“Remember, the Constitution doesn’t begin with, ‘I, the president.’ It begins with, ‘We, the people.’ ” —Gloria Steinem at the 2017 Women’s March
I’ll always remember Dolly Parton for the fact that she donated $1 million in 2020 to the research that led to Moderna’s COVID vaccine, as well as millions more for childhood vaccine and cancer research. She was an immensely talented, kind, and giving person.
a force of good in a rotten world 🥀
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2mo agoDolly Parton has died at 80
FUCK Vivek Ramaswamy FUCK John Husted I’m so sick of these ads!
Just folks playing soccer with their friends happy asf. Some said in the comments they used to keep their headlights on facing the field to illuminate the field. It’s almost like little things do matter to keep folks happy and let them feel inclusive…..wow
Hi. So like, we can’t eat fruits or veggies, we can’t breathe the air, we can’t afford anything. When do we all get sick of this nonsense and rip the system to shreds? I’m so tired.
It’s pretty wild that the healthiest thing you can do in the Midwest today is stay inside and eat meatball sandwiches.
