I've said it before & I've said it again: This guy would go Full Gollum within half an hour of being in a 10 mile radius of the One Ring

a group of cartoon characters are standing together and one of them is wearing a green vest and red tie

Alt: Wallace off Wallace & Gromit

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Jenny Hamilton@readingtheend.bsky.social · last yr.

name a non-LOTR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring

Reddit has made changes that specifically target apps like Tapestry, such as eliminating RSS feeds & other ways to generate feeds for subreddits. We don't know if there will be a way around this, so we recommend either deleting your Reddit feeds or setting their refresh behavior to Disabled for now

Years ago when I deleted my Twitter account I did a final export before deletion, not realizing that handles/usernames were not exported -- only account ids. I've finally gone through and converted as many of those as I can and added the Bluesky and Mastadon accounts that I still wanted to follow.

The Cybertruck is one of the worst cars ever made. Nonetheless, I will be sad to see it go because it is an in-joke and symbol of good luck between my wife and I. 

Malcontent News@malcontentnews.bsky.social · 3d ago

Tesla is ending production of the Cybertruck. Elon Musk predicted that 250,000 would be sold per year. Since its introduction in late 2023 as a 2024 model, Tesla has sold fewer than 70,000 Cybertrucks, with thousands shipped to SpaceX due to a lack of buyers.

by this time on Nov 5 '24 every channel had done about 13000 segments with Democrats asking them how they intended to change as a party to ever be viable again and how to get in touch with the real people this time we're getting 15000 segments on how everything is cyclical and nothing really matters

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ceej@ceej.online · 3d ago

conservatives believe popular culture shapes the world rather than reflects it, and are therefore doomed to smashing every cultural mirror they can find without once addressing the subject. elon bought twitter because he thinks you can control the weather by owning the rain gauge

Easy! They met in rabbinical school & were hevrutot (study partners) & inseparable, devoted best friends, even though, when it came to matters of Jewish law, they disagreed, vociferously, and argued fiercely. Then, at ordination time, a pulpit job opened up that they both really, really wanted.

Statler and Waldorf Muppets

ALT: Statler and Waldorf Muppets

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Andy “Fucking Bitch” Dashiell ❤️🌈🖖🏔️@andydashiell.bsky.social · 4d ago

The Statler and Waldorf origin story is long overdue.

Shtettler unt Waldman: tsvey moppetkes, drey menungen

Computers in schools relegated to one room and they are for 1) Oregon Trail 2) searching the library catalog

Matt Pearce@mattdpearce.com · 4d ago

Now that Bluesky is the official social media app representing the popular will of the United States of America™️, what is our first cultural decree?

Followed by Hegseth firing Admiral Nancy LaCore and her winning Nancy Mace’s seat in SC last night. LOL

This is the most compelling revenge story I've ever read. This is some Count of Monte Cristo shit.

Omar Wasow@owasow.bsky.social · 4d ago

2023: “U.S. Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith is blocking President Joe Biden’s nomination of Scott Colom, a northeast Mississippi district attorney, to serve as U.S. District Court Judge for the Northern District of Mississippi.” by @ashtonpittman.bsky.social www.mississippifreepress.org/sen-cindy-hy...

@bencollins.bsky.social How do you determine ratings for what you do Thursday nights on InfoWars? I haven’t watched Nerve Center as religiously as I did the Elf episodes, but I think I like its segments a whole lot more (although it could use more Elf).

The House Parliamentarian Funkadelic drops acid before deciding procedural issues

Portraiture painting allowed for passports & state IDs

Taco WEDNESDAYS also!

Pick up the pace, Mr. President.

In a nutshell:

I need one million dollars in unmarked bills or my friend JD takes a picture with your family

"Tell JD I want him to know it was me"

Pope Francis Laughs and Points

ALT: Pope Francis Laughs and Points

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he’s not called Conan the Bipartisan

So, instead of my usual nighttime sounds that help me sleep I just want somebody slowly reading tonight's results on endless loop.

This is because we made Chappell Roan a pop star isn't it

Two Towers was on TV yesterday and of my favorite scenes is when the Ents bust open the damn and the river sweeps all the shit away from Isengard

Drew Magary@drewmagary.bsky.social · 6d ago

How we feeling out there on election eve, everyone? There are no wrong answers

Feeling the way I always do on election eve: wishing i had a surgical procedure scheduled for tomorrow that would knock me out for at least 20 hours

Drew Magary@drewmagary.bsky.social · 6d ago

How we feeling out there on election eve, everyone? There are no wrong answers

I call your tires and raise you a water heater or furnace. (also, spending ungodly amounts of money on things that are necessary but basically no fun at all is a relatively secure definition of adulthood)

Mike@hermanator.bsky.social · 6d ago

There is no adult purchase less satisfying than new tires.

Being rich gives you IRL poster's madness

Happy Reformation Day, everyone. I hope that it means something to you* but that it also doesn’t mean too much to you**