I, uh, I can't help but notice you left out the slaver's rebellion or the Nazis on the list of people to go fight. Funny, that.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 16h agoHegseth: "Send me to right the Redcoats, send me to fight the communists, send me to fight the Islamists. Send me."
Orpheus steals every scene in the early seasons and his constant theatric intensity never fails to make me laugh.
Venture Bros Dr Orpheus
Alt: Venture Bros. scene of Dr. Orpheus slapping The Monarch and setting his feet on fire
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Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · 16h agoWho’s your favorite sitcom wacky neighbor?
Putting half the active user base on a massive block list then casually mentioning that your lead programmer no longer works for the company. That's the bluesky way
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣@wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 22h agoDid he just say Why is no longer employed at Bluesky?
Again, much of Pete Hegseth’s deal is the only skill his job demanded for a long time was keeping a trim figure to be conventionally pretty for stay-at-home moms watching daytime tv. His job was “be pretty,” but he knows that’s a girl job, so he’s deeply insecure and is trying to make it a boy job.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 17h agoHegseth: "Telling someone to get in shape or shave or fix their uniform or start busting their ass -- that's not discrimination. That's leadership"
I encourage everyone in the Trump regime to keep saying this shit. It's a winning message.
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 16h agoTop Treasury official's message to Americans who are unhappy with the economy: "Maybe change the channel and try to find some of the good news out there"
There was more punishment done against a trans professor giving a Christian student a low grade than the Cornell rapists ever received.
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
I have no idea why I have 300 followers and I assume most of you follow 10k people trying to get follow backs. Most of you aren't flagrant porn dispensers that would embarrass me so I don't feel the need to prune.
in the 1980's the soviet union was commonly mocked in the west as a gerantrocracy because it was managed by men in their 70's, don't hear much about that these days
Amazing work by our longtime friends at the Winnipeg Tourism Board.
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.
The people making generative AI are in a millenarian cult based on a Harry Potter fanfic and heavily subsidized by Jeff Epstein in its beginning, that is a death cult by day and a rape cult by night. And they make zero effort to hide any of this, they count on you going no fucking way that's weird
