New dispatch from Hell:
Joshua Staman
@jstaman.bsky.social
Writer | Comedy / Animation | Creative Lead | Anti-Capital Punishment | Pro-Shooting People Into the Sun with a Cannon (a lot of people need to get shot into the sun with a cannon)
Creating a Great Replacement theory-porn kink postmodern feedback loop so deranged it may eventually destroy the world to own the libs.
@cameroncorduroy.bsky.social is the most vindicated man of all time
Like for autistic, RT for degenerate goblin
Yes, that’s the problem 
If you tell me you hate Los Angeles I will assume you lack imagination.
I found this oddly comforting after a day spent rewriting. From Michael Cunningham's new memoir Unsayable: A Life in Writing: "Writers always get things at least a little bit wrong. Or, more accurately, writers' sense of getting things right seldom feels entirely right to anyone but us."
Musk calls for the assassination of a reporter who embarrassed him with basic questions
There is simply no ambiguity in what Elon Musk is arguing and endorsing here.
Ya know, some of us care about nature, eat healthfully, believe in the fact-based (and spiritual!) benefits of exercise, avoid fast food and are skeptical of Big Pharma while *also* believing in science! And we can do all this without embracing dangerous, destructive anti-reality bullshit.
A lot of people in public health believe that MAHA is “nothing more than a subversive anti-vaccine, anti-science syndicate,” but the movement is an opportunity that the public-health sector “cannot afford to squander,” Craig Spencer argues:
Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.
the odyssey discourse is a beautiful perfect window into right wing culture war psychosis. they went from hysterial racist mania over a character that’s on screen for 5 minutes to claiming there’s a massive conspiracy to fake ticket sales. this is just what they do for everything now. they’re insane
"Yeah, Christopher Nolan made a billion dollars with a film about a scientist being sad, but I really think I can get people to skip his movie where Matt Damon fights monsters with a sword," - the finest minds on the internet.
THE ODYSSEY's instantly, predictably enormous success is Exhibit #32176 that the right wing's grievance-farming operation is not some great American cultural shift. Most people don't give a shit about their petty crusades.
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
Taylor Farms, which supplies major fast food and grocery chains, was identified as the possible source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak Thursday.
I really don’t think anyone has priced in how much appetite there is on our side for a politics of pure revenge, justice dispensed in wholesale rather than at retail
Saddened to hear my good friend the Finger Taker has passed away. I never agreed with him about amputating people's fingers in his dungeon, but I'll always remember the collegial good times, and most of all his great sense of humor. What laughs we had. Condolences to Ginny and his whole family.
when i was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
The knowledge of how many innocents’ deaths he is directly responsible for is clearly tormenting Musk psychologically, and I think he should be confronted with it roothlessly at every opportunity until he has a psychological break like the guy in The Tell-Tale Heart.
Elon now claims he was saving lives by ending USAID
Hi, Bluesky! I’m a writer in LA, currently working in animation and struggling with imposter syndrome, but a million years ago, I made a sketch I thought was pretty funny, back when Millennials weren't old yet. So here is that sketch! www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZke...
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YouTube video by Joshua Staman
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