Who let Madonna out of her cage for that?!? La tarjeta es roja!

taco bell only gives you diarrhea if it can sense you are not pure of heart

regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 2mo ago

taco bell catching strays from the explosive diarrhea conversation is evidence of our intellectual decay send tweet

Have yall tried kicking a soccer ball

Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path

don’t worry babe we’re gonna climb a much cooler building

Let this radicalize you

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

Call me when the NYT is ready for a "12 Bitches Who Were Right about Everything" piece.

TW@twesq.bsky.social · 4mo ago

'Disappointed, "Surprised," 'Betrayed': 12 Toddlers on Where Did Mom Go Peekaboo Oh There She Is

A reminder to folks: A lot of folks were aware that a rescue mission was taking place. Most kept their mouths shut until everyone was safely out of Iran. Lives are more important than your engagement on social media.

I can't get over this number: in 2007, there were 360,000 newspaper jobs. Now, there are 80,000. "My local paper sucked!" Sure. What sucks even more? The void. "I get all my news from the Guardian!" No, the Guardian doesn't report on your town council, your school board, local cops.

Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker https://theonion.com/revised-national-parks-webpage-describes-harriet-tubman-as-human-trafficker/

I would respect the Google AI overview more if sometimes it was like “girl, I don’t know”

Yes I started SwiftOnSecurity during daily rehabilitation in a stroke treatment center on leave from my job. My life story is here with a bunch of pictures. It has twists, like kidnapping and a year in exile. (okay that's a bit dramatic but not wrong) threadreaderapp.com/thread/17775...

Mr.Strangedays@s1mcard.bsky.social · last yr.

You hit your head and became Tay?

getting frustrated with my Pictionary partner bc im furiously drawing a skull and he won't say "3"

Projected deaths from cessation of USAID PEPFAR funding www.thelancet.com/journals/ecl... a 90-day freeze is expected to result in ~60,000 excess deaths

The impact of the PEPFAR funding freeze on HIV deaths and infections: a mathematical modelling study of seven countries in sub-Saharan Africa

The sudden cessation of PEPFAR funding likely results in tens of thousands of HIV deaths and new infections. These losses of life and health should compel the United States government to rapidly and f...

thelancet.com

Imagine asking an alien to guess which of these two politicians America’s overtly performative Christians lined up behind

Good explainer by Adam Tooze. Also scary, though he says he does not know what's up, and is not predicting. adamtooze.substack.com/p/chartbook-...

Chartbook 370: Is a "Treasury market unwind" in progress? Wednesday morning and the overnight fin-fi panic. (Part 2)

A specter is stalking global financial markets.

adamtooze.substack.com

The NYT “Is Birthright Citizenship REALLY Constitutional???” op-ed is the conservative legal movement in a nutshell: “Sure, the law is X, but what if it weren’t”-style academic backfill for conservative policy advocacy. Dogshit writing, fantasyland analysis, embarrassing for everyone involved.

Imagine, after all of this, being the poor loser who has to file the motion to dismiss, your name being shit forever.

southpaw@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 2y ago

AUSA Hagan Scotten, former clerk for John Roberts, really put some mustard on his resignation letter.

So You Bent the Knee and Were Banished Anyway: A Guide for Mainstream Media

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · 2y ago

The Pentagon is doubling the number of media outlets losing their workspaces. OUT: The New York Times, The Washington Post, NBC, CNN, Politico, The Hill, The War Zone, and NPR. IN: New York Post, The Washington Examiner, OANN, Newsmax, The Free Press, The Daily Caller, and Breitbart.

Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?

Sharing @eff.org surveillance self-defense guide for you and your communities. We have PDF printouts to take with you as well as tailored guides for protesting, seeking abortions, LGBTQ youth, journalists, and other specific scenarios. ssd.eff.org

Give not this rotten orange to your friend

vampire expert here again. if you're cold, they're cold. invite them in

WaPo veteran Robert Kagan, who just resigned, says the timing of Bezos killing the paper’s endorsement and Trump’s meeting with Blue Origin is too big a coincidence to ignore; Bezos and Trump struck some kind of deal. www.thedailybeast.com/ex-washingto...

@anamariecox.bsky.social with a must read, no paywall, at Flaming Hydra. freakin breathtaking flaminghydra.com/issue-158/

Life persists

Ana Marie Cox on survival

flaminghydra.com

i used to steal pint glasses from bars and now i only steal tiny spoons and forks from restaurants, it's called growth and you, too, can achieve it

What the absolute fuck are we doing here