I hear Bluesky is rolling out age verification in some regions. If I start cracking Mitch McConnell / Terri Schaivo jokes, does that prove that I'm definitely not 18?
Richard
@khju12.bsky.social
He / him. LDN. If I try to practice my garbage Standard Chinese with you I apologise in advance. Ask me about my cat.
everything i've seen about starmer on the outside looking in for years really shows him as emblematic of one of the curious types of the 21st century, somebody who wanted incredible power over others but not for any particular vision. wanted to be able to reshape society, and that shape is "eh idk"
My local shops basically don't have customer facing staff anymore, but they ALWAYS have a security guard. So if you want to buy beer, there's a guy standing there watching you wait for a different guy who can check your ID. I don't dislike the first guy, but why isn't he just the second guy?
Feel like you can't replace all your employees with "help yourself" terminals and not expect this result.
My adult life has been defined by a series of trillion dollar bonfires lit by the people telling us we can't afford a better world, and its the same people every time.
Right wing media for the past 50 years: BE SCARED OF EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME. Actually wait jk we good
Good lord, really at late stage maga here
I know this is meant to be frustrating or cynical, but if Parliament actually acted like this in response to data about what % of the British public don't want them to be real fuckin weird about trans people I'd be so happy.
Reminds me of this old @mattbors.bsky.social comic
The Guardian: your one-stop shop for spelling mistakes, transphobia, and every showerthought Adrian Chiles has ever had in his life.
my favorite one
Exclusive footage of Wes Streeting backing the Prime Minister this morning.
Is #trumpsgascrisis what we're calling the time they had to cut a press conference short because he shat himself?
"I was only at the WHCD to ask for directions to get AWAY from the WHCD."
Just chatted with @taylorlorenz.bsky.social on the phone, and there's some confusion that I want to help clear up: she was not attending the dinner, did not have a ticket to the dinner; she was seriously just there to try to talk to someone who was at an event at the Hilton.
“How dare you not show compassion here” say the defenders of a profession that has almost completely ignored the largest number of journalists murdered in a single year for two years in a row because they happen to be considered non-human by (checks notes) the guest of honor at this event.
How do you make that Bluesky meme of a speech bubble surrounding a quote post and also does anyone have any good photos of Huey Long?
I may be corrupt, but I'm corrupt on behalf of the working class. Mia Mulder 2030
Not a bisexual girl, but I have to assume this was accidentally missed off the post.
a cartoon drawing of a girl in a pink dress standing in front of trees
Alt: James from Pokémon in a pink dress
media.tenor.com
the boys you have a crush on as a 10 year old bisexual girl
Not labelling this with the word "candy" has opened up crazy meme potential.
observing how shit ass all the treats at the store are rn made me create the definitive "how good are the seasonal candies and chocolates" grid
They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.
Slay the Spire 2 good enough I'm worried @aptshadow.bsky.social gonna retire
Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:
FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and it’s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.
On Monday I sent a plea to the client who owes me $24k for months and months of work, owed to me since September, saying that if they do not pay me by the end of the month I will lose my apartment and that they should show some humanity and pay the invoice They of course have not paid the invoice
This is the closest I've ever come to agreeing that 'elf n safety have indeed gone mad.
To any Democrat who ever said about any issue, "Maybe if we agree with Republicans just this far, they'll stop there," remember that you were wrong, it was obvious at the time, and you really should never believe that again about any issue, ever.
It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker This was never about woman's sports
I don't know what to do but just keep repeating it so I don't go insane: the rise & eventual total domination of RW media is the single most significant political development of my lifetime and the entirely of the US political & media elite resolutely refuse to discuss or even acknowledge it.
The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions. It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
The disease we have in this country right now is that we believe our sense of purpose is to make money. No. You make money as a reward for doing something with purpose. Like running a hotel, or running a restaurant, or selling products. You forget what you're in the business to do and you'll fail.