Take a second to appreciate that candidates were strong armed into letting the world's most famous rapist talk for hours at length about their huge delicious bubble asses. It was their only shot at a victory, to let the nursing home lech president mime eating out their ass for a week straight.
"JD Vance is a miserable little pig man who no one respects and who almost certainly does not respect himself" - Jamelle Bouie, 2025
jamelle@jamellebouie.net · 3h agothe more i think about vance's immediate "uh don't blame me it was the war that i definitely opposed" move the more i think the thing to hang on him is that he is craven and pathetic. like a henchman that switches sides at the first sign of trouble.
My buddy in Japan has informed me that, since Blue Wave and Tsunami have entirely different cultural contexts, the Japanese press is referring to last night's US Election as the "National Scolding".
My apprehension about certain Dems being in power is at least momentarily outweighed by my love of seeing world-historically evil people eat dumptruck loads of shit
He has yet to receive this information because he’s currently somewhere in the Capitol building waving a tiny Israel flag and repeatedly bumping into a wall like a Roomba
one dozen rats at a keyboard@panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 9h agoGood Morning, John Fetterman will be voted out of office in 734 days.
last night american voters sent an undeniable message: give ilhan omar a gundam
Clip as you requested, Todd. Do as you please with it. (also link to livestream I found it from for you sickos lol: youtube dot com/watch?v=LYGCN3YOmpI )
Stephen Miller attempted to flee to Argentina this evening but was not permitted in (Jewish)
elon musk spent hundreds of millions of dollars demonizing trans people in texas and democrats flipped the entire fucking state trans rights forever baby
I don’t want Dems to find a way to move forward, or work together, or any of that. I want investigations, impeachments, and subpoenas. I want all these people to stand and to be held accountable for the harms they have caused in our community. I want justice.
Important to reach across the aisle to our fellow countrymen who may have voted differently, and say to them: Eat shit Fuck you
yeah it turns out if you keep shooting people in the street and kidnapping children and making it impossible to get food or healthcare or education and then gloat about it, everybody hates you
turned on fox to see how they're reacting to the midterms and wtf is this???
I am hearing that on her deathbed Malfoid received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet.
cracking open a shiner i dug out from the back of my fridge. this is the first time in a long time i've actually been proud to be a texan.
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott concedes to Democrat Gina Hinojosa, who will be state's first Hispanic governor and first Democratic leader since George W. Bush beat Ann Richards in 1994. People long joked Texas is the future of the Democratic Party and always would be. That future is finally here.
There’s really only one thing Trump can do if he truly wants to win the media cycle tonight.
I'm getting word that every trans kid in America gets a turn to whack Elon Musk like a piñata tomorrow night
Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.
Official statement from incoming chairman of the U.S. House of Representatives Committee on Oversight and Government Reform @robertgarcia.house.gov:
they're shutting down the job listings for high school locker room gender inspectors. jesse singal is sobbing. two months of night school down the drain
