You're laughing... I can't withdraw my Bonk from Kraken and you're laughing?
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · last mo.Kraken has temporarily suspended deposits and withdrawals of Bonk due to an ongoing incident affecting the token, according to its website.
I once sat on a flight next to a guy who completely dead eyed watched 3 hours of Mr. Beast videos and declined the beverage service. There’s like thirty million of him out there. Nothing you can do really
get creative, finish the image however you want in the replies
average jd vance twitter post: @hairyporter99 do NOT call me a doo doo baby average trump twitter post: nuking greenland tomorrow
thinking about this banger Easter tweet from Elizabeth Hurley
Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else
You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals! Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
Tylenol has learned its lesson by Susan Collins.
Aletta Jacobs was born in 1854, but her ideas and actions are far more progressive than so many people’s of today. This next guy joins us to get a picture of me. Or, I mean, learn about Aletta. Full post: open.substack.com/pub/brookete...
I think putting the golden girls on mount rushmore could heal this nation
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
super unfair to elon musk that he’s being attacked by donald trump when all he wanted was to buy an election and steal everyone’s private information!!! can’t a guy live
No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-...
must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
Best of Dying Twitter@bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · last yr.“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
