A tree, in the Columbia River, in some smoke from the many wildfires to the East. Near Hood River.
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I was the first person on Bluesky to post “crube” 🪳
The subway takes guy tried to talk to me and I instinctively knifehand chopped him in the side of the head, breaking his inner ear vestibular system and causing him to pitch forward to the floor unable to maintain equilibrium.
Don't agree with the Subway Takes guy but it's because I'm pretty much out on people altogether so at least I come by it honestly
I texted my coworker a little bit into a meeting today that she should bring up anything she wanted to talk about because I didn't have anything else to cover and later she came over to say "I liked it when 18 minutes in you were like 'I am done with this'"
Don't ask why I'm this deep into my camera roll (I am extremely jet lagged) but it's given me an opportunity to repost this now nearly decade-old classic.
American war machine coasting on its reputation worse than the Dallas Cowboys at this point. Blasting Thunderstruck as we prepare to lose the Iran War for the 23rd week in a row.
We don't talk enough about stuff that's of personal interest to me. And it's amazing how few people know the information I've just learned
He's great but is the estate of Ray Bradbury paying per post or something
if you posted about that raccoon in the past few days, i am not judging you. however i am categorizing you
Miles is so fun that my brain is Eternal Sunshine-ing any association with Notre Dame. I find myself forgetting for weeks on end. This is an incredibly rare honor
Funny, but there’s actually some truth to this, because [premise of joke you just made]
just hit Conor Oberst with my #FordF250SuperDuty RIP Conor Oberst #ripConorOberst. he made a weird sound when I hit him
going to be honest with you big man I heard fuck all when I put that shell to my ear, but for a fleeting moment the coolness of the shell against my ear soothed me
time to wrap up all the current wars. everyone did their best, but let's hit the showers
as a feminist i actually think women would be prettier if they smiled less
This shit is too good for a Thursday. I still have work to do. Can you guys delete and repost like 3:45 tomorrow afternoon
Mamdani isn’t even including ice cold beer among the staples that receive a 30% discount.
It's cute how every mufo has one topic they're Normal about because of their education/training. They'll be going with the flow like "fuck the Cursed Amulet" one day but the next day when everybody's mad about the Void Orb they'll be like "Actually the void orb has a legitimate purpose[1]"
Another beautiful day in hog nation where the sun shines evermore on all my ugly enemies
It's old hat but every single Republican who is trying to get Dr. Fauci murdered deserves to go to jail for an incredibly long time.
A farm worker at Brooklyn Grange is laying out landscaping fabric at a rooftop farm in Brooklyn NY where they are preparing to plant sweet potatoes. She shared the temperature that day was an extremely hot 94°. #WeFeedYou
