I feel like Klingons would really fuck with the Final Fantasy Legend / Game Boy SaGa trilogy.

Jafar is gay. Scar is gay. Ursula is gay. Maleficent is gay. Cruella de Vil is gay. Yzma is gay. Pete is gay. The magic mirror is gay. Jango Fett is gay. Ultron is gay. Follow me for more Disney facts.

"I've been on Tumblr longer than some of you have been alive" they said as a joke moments before doing the math and then crumbling into a pile of dusty bones

Not my best painting but still better than A*I generated "art" ofc #StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager

Every time my Windows updates, fuckin Copilot fully reactivates itself. And every time I have to figure out some new trick to get rid of the bastard. Microsoft. STOP.

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

me trying to deal with the latest horrors

I've never "carried the one." If the two digits add up to more than nine, that's not my problem

"Farewell, Aragorn! Go to Minas Tirith and save my people! I have failed." "No!" said Aragorn, taking his hand and kissing his brow. "You have conquered. The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! Few have gained such a victory."

a man with a beard is standing next to a woman in a forest .

Alt: Aragorn and Boromir have a final conversation as Boromir lies dying, an arrow still sticking out of him. It's Lord of the Rings, y'all. Fellowship.

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I already got this award for being the best at peace so now it's time to show how great at war-mongering I can be.

There is no reliable egg test. But. If we stuck a bunch of "cishet men" into an MRI, made them listen to Reflection from Mulan, noted which ones cried, and then checked back in 20 years, you would probably get some interesting data is all I'm saying.

We knew this was coming when OpenAI pinned Pinterest itself to a Pinboard called "enshittification ideas 2026"

Unusual Whales@unusualwhales.bsky.social · 8mo ago

BREAKING: OpenAI is predicted to buy Pinterest, $PINS, in 2026, per the Information

ok frist post of 2026 better make it a good on

Muppets Ocean's Eleven. That's it. That's the whole idea.

Moon prism power! MAKE UP!! Sailor Moon posting begins... 🌙

Them: Oh yeah? You and what army? Me:

"Healthy debate" = when I criticize you "Cancel culture" = when you criticize me

Going down in the history of medical science as the first person to die of awkwardness

if you hear a faint high pitched tone today that's just the sound of my suppressed internal screaming reaching audible levels

Feeling like HG Wells's The Time Machine when he accidentally goes too far into the future except instead of horrific lobster people there's orangeface pedo president and MechaHitler AI

the ruling class sure did pull one over on us by propagating an ideology that every imaginable basic thing is a "privilege" that needs to be "earned" or else we will become "entitled" all while making billions in passive income, never struggling with anything for a second in their lives

I'm not apologizing for running into shit anymore. Fuck that cabinet.

Spotted on 4th Ave. in Brooklyn

It certainly looks like Elon Musk’s henchmen stole all the data from the agency which protects workers rights, tried to cover it up, and then threatened to kill the guy who blew the whistle on it.

A whistleblower's disclosure details how DOGE may have taken sensitive labor data

A whistleblower tells Congress and NPR that DOGE may have taken sensitive labor data and hid its tracks. "None of that ... information should ever leave the agency," said a former NLRB official.

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#DragonBallGT thread gooooooooo! Never watched an episode of GT before now but I remember hearing that everyone hated it. Only a few episodes in and so far so good. High: Bulma's new look Low: Trunks in khaki shorts

I remember watching DBZ as a kid and not being into the silliness at all. Later in my 20s, I read the original Dragon Ball manga and found Goku's more lighthearted and zany childhood adventures way more engaging and fun than the epic battles of DBZ.