lucy_who
@lucy-who.bsky.social
Now let the song begin, let us sing together Of sun, stars, moon and mist, rain and cloudy weather Light on the budding leaf, dew on the feather Wind on the open hill, bells on the heather
“You told me to show you something worth seeing. I show you yourself.”
So glad to see the 'spex offenders' pun has taken off.
Liberal Democrats@libdems.org.uk · 3d agoIt’s time to stop the Spex Offenders. Nobody should be secretly filmed through smart glasses and have it shared with millions online. Liberal Democrats are demanding stronger safeguards, including a ban on convicted sex offenders being able to purchase them.
Now that some supermarkets vacuum pack mincemeat, I have an irresistible urge slap them. Sorry if you've had a hand print meat pack. It really is very satisfying. This isn't sexual.
Look if God wanted us to have endless free energy he would have put a giant nuclear reactor in the sky
My suggestion is to cancel your subscription to any media company that refers to Lake Ontario as Lake America.
Die wirtschafts- und wissenschaftsfeindliche AFD lehnt #Klimaschutz ab, der Sommer 2026 war für Sie normal 😠 #Weidel -Erfüllungsgehilfe von Putin- will den Euro abschaffen & aus der europäischen Gemeinschaft austreten @AfD will Deutschland zerstören #AFD raus aus den Parlamenten
There’s an aggressively paid for influence op going on right now to defend AI slop as art and protected speech across platforms. AI execs realize they have a problem and don’t wanna get Marie Antoinette’d. The free ChatGPT trip is the tip of the iceberg. First person to nail it down gets a Pulitzer.
I don't know who needs a real pickmeup today, but in recent court filings about the wealth owned by Andrew Tate, they indicate the Bugattis and Aston Martin he always bragged about owning... were rented. All of them.
I need to shift 60 last tickets for my Fringe show to break even. I’m a Scottish folksinger, performing self-penned, trad ballads and translations in Scots My shows are 21 and 23. Any support/reposts would go a long way. ❤️ 🎟️ Tickets → bit.ly/fringeif
He still looks like someone pumped John Barrowman full of mayonnaise.
A man can endure the entire weight of the universe for eighty years. It is unreality that he cannot bear.
To be fair, any hand on my boob in this heat is going to be removed with extreme prejudice
Anon Opin@anonopin.bsky.social · 3w agoThese early morning infomercials trying to sell you comfy mattresses, showing couples all lovely cuddled up are completely unrealistic, not a single hand on a boob through the entire duration.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 3w agoYour last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
That there's a bit of the sky, we can't look at, for approx half the day without damaging our eyes is a bug in the whole system that wouldn't be acceptable to ship. The devs just saying "well don't look at it". Pathetic.
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
Don't know who needs to hear this, but Unclench your jaw Let your shoulders drop Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients Slither bonelessly off your chair Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action Envelop the room Become a new god Become a new god
This is why I don’t want Binface to win. Yes, it will be briefly hilarious, but then Farage will fuck off to the USA and continue his grift without consequences. If he wins, he gets investigated properly and hopefully finally exposed.
@jonnygf.bsky.social · 4w agoNigel Farage 'unaware Parliamentary investigation would restart' after by-election - report - The London Economic apple.news/A0YHzayrfTmW... Dim or what
Can someone please just put all these racist spinktrumpets back in their box, please? And preferably nail the lid shut.