Martha Kelly
@marthakelly.bsky.social
You might know me from stand up, Baskets, Euphoria, or calling people cunts on Twitter. Sorry.
from time immemorial, humans have dreamed of being able to outsource fun, creative things to machines so that they can have more time to concentrate fully on the drudgery of day-to-day menial tasks
Congressman Robert Garcia ( @robertgarcia.house.gov ) "Trump and his family are stealing your money and giving it to themselves. While you struggle to fill up your gas tank or pay your mortgage, they keep getting richer."
Remember these people some time from now when they go back to scrub their rationales for abandoning trans people from their histories. There is no question in my mind it will soon become consensus that it’s disgusting to concern oneself with anyone else’s reproductive organs or private behavior.
What possible justification can Zionists give for this savage attack committed by Israeli settlers?
Israeli settlers, all men, brutally attacked a US journalist, a woman, in an attempted lynching. The Israeli military provided the attackers with cover using tear gas and machine gun fire. Palestinians intervened to rescue her from being beaten to death.
Unfortunately there are people who care about trans people having rights who are not trans people themselves and I’m sure that the number will suddenly grow exponentially post election when candidates have lost and you’re looking for someone to blame that isn’t the candidates themselves
next time you're at the movie theater, don't be surprised if some of your favorite hollywood actors show up on the silver screen
i am genuinely shocked by the psychotic bloodthirst on display with hegseth
New York City, wetin dey sup? It was a joy to commemorate 34 years of the Nigerian Day Parade alongside the many Nigerian New Yorkers who fill our city with life.
Liberty Biberty has barricaded himself inside a courtroom in Clark County Family Court. Eight confirmed hostages, including the judge overseeing his custody dispute. Situation is fluid
So Barry is a precious baby angel and I’d do anything for him but he has been laying near me fartmaxxing for the past 20 minutes and I’m about to die
As Yom Kippur came to a close this evening, I was privileged to join my friend, Ruth Messinger, at a break fast in her home. It was an honor to celebrate this moment of renewal with many of our Jewish neighbors. May it be a year of justice, joy and peace.
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed
Polymarket partner LeBron James continuing to promote gambling 🤢
This is the dog Rosie sent me 5 months after she passed. Macey is an angel and I can’t believe she was just found on the street by animal control. So lucky to have her for coming up on 3 years 💗💗💗💗💗
Throwback to Rosie (RIP) after we walked in the rain. She loved being dried off with a towel and Barry loved following her around 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
Throwback to Rosie (RIP) after we walked in the rain. She loved being dried off with a towel and Barry loved following her around 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
25 years ago, terrorists killed nearly 3,000 people, including 2,753 New Yorkers. As we remember that terrible day, let us also remember the first responders, office workers and strangers who ran toward danger to help each other.
There's a zombie myth that feminists hate men. Large, cross-cultural, repeated studies show: Nope! Feminists like women more than non-feminists do. And feminists also like *men* more than non-feminists do. We see people as people. celestemdavis.substack.com/p/gloria-ste...
Gloria Steinem: Hater of Men
Because if you are for the women, you must be against the men.
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The problem with basketball is that only two teams play so no one can tie for fifth place.
Hell yea.
Senator @johnfetterman.com lied to paralyzed veterans and ditched a meeting with them to discuss their healthcare so he could appear on Fox News to cheerlead Trump’s war a shit on his own party. What a garbage human.
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A couple years ago Steamboat Willie went into the public domain and I remember there was about a month where we were waiting for it like “this is going to change everything lads. We can do whatever we want with Steamboat Willie”
This is what people voted for. Then they complain endlessly . . . and vote for it again. Geez people, look at what is actually happening, not what you're being told, and recalibrate.