David M. McIntosh walking down the frozen foods aisle: I, for one, do not want to eat chicken tenders that are frozen solid.

The centrists are seething again

We all agree that the object in the foreground is a whale dick, right?

In her house at R'lyeh Little Morton Salt Girl waits dreaming.

Derek Faraci@whwoolhat.bsky.social · 2d ago

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

My three-year-old was watching CNN when he turned to me gravely and asked “Daddy, why is the nice orange man firing the nice wine lady?” And when I told him “Because she became too woke to protect the reflecting pools,” he started crying.

An unstable Minotaur in a green skirt

It’s really starting to grind me down

Spay and neuter your representatives

I guess I kind of always knew this was going to happen one day.

Sorrowscopes@sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 3d ago

Sagittarius: Pack a light suitcase and make sure your gas tank is full. Your chances of being run out of town by an angry mob this week are quite high.

🍝🍮 #lonely_puddings

Singing “Happy Birthday” to A Horse with No Name and watching the realization on everyone’s faces as we get closer to the end of of the song

Every day I'm happier that I am learning how to draw

Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski.bsky.social · 4d ago

Good morning, this is what a fetus looks like on MRI. (Those are tooth buds!)

Making breakfast. How bloody do you guys want your eggs?

Now reading: Wise Blood by Flannery O'Connor.

When you leave an okra on the plant for 3 seconds too long

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see.

Michelle@michelleroy78.bsky.social · 6d ago

Biscuits and gravy are currently safer to eat than salad. What a time to be alive!

when my child misbehaves i make him go stare at the old Hardee’s fry statue

Doctors hate me for my one simple trick: sneaking into the exam room when they step out and liquifying their patients with a potent blend of neurotoxins and digestive enzymes.

Seems pertinent to the current political debate on this site. existentialcomics.com/comic/349

Angela Davis vs the Liberal Reformers

A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes

existentialcomics.com

It’s not a slogan. It’s a cause. Abolishing slavery was a cause, and everything that’s written below about prison abolition was written about abolition of slavery. It’s good to have causes, if they are just.

@takethepith.bsky.social · last wk.

"Abolish Prisons" is a slogan that will immediately turn off 95% of people, regardless of the nuances in the literature. Far more harmful than helpful. The right clearly always wanted to make abortion illegal and punish women who got them. But they didn't make that their slogan! They knew better!

Abolishing prisons in a country with a mass incarceration and enslavement problem is common sense.

Jessica Tarlov@jessicatarlov.bsky.social · last wk.

The GOP is acting like the most extreme DSA positions like abolishing prisons are mainstream Democratic policies when they themselves run away from the most extreme GOP positions like they’re the plague.

“The DSA will destroy the Democratic Party!” Meanwhile…