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Little freak. Crawled out of the well. Stinky!!!
The preoccupation with gadgets is what's really getting me
michael lutz@ztul.bsky.social · 7h agothis one is surprisingly long so i've preserved the choice bits from the beginning. it goes on to the bitcoin scam you'd expect, but it also assures the reader that if they are unfamiliar with crypto it is easy to figure out with "your modern web search" and that they (the scammer) will be duly paid
The way they're handling the protagonist character in the new Fire Emblem is very funny
Video Essayist in 2046: put yourself in my shoes. you're eight years old, and your favorite streamer has just announced a cruise. you can hardly contain your excitement, but you have no idea the betrayal that's about to strike
You woke up this morning Blasted loads of cum Obama said you'd be a horny one He said you're fucking a million You gotta bust to shine You were born under a rad sign With the man goo in your eyes
Saw that my next biweekly paycheck is gonna be like $600 hahhahahhah I need a new job
cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again
Gonna be talking about this for the next 5 months. Really sorry.
Janette Moser@mjmoser.bsky.social · 3d agoIf you've ever wondered what AC Slater is up to aside from being MAGA, turns out he's posting weird AI fetish content about his niece....?
Saw an attempt to deflate a strangers excitement over Yasmine being a karambit knife fighter by pointing out that Vincent in Tekken 8 has a karambit. You'd be forgiven for forgetting Vincent, who wields a cybernetic katana, teleportation device, and Sig Sauer pistol incidentally has a knife too.
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
Questie@thefarhorizon.bsky.social · 2d agoWithout downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
A world without Eureka Seven’s soccer episode is not a world I want to live in
Michaela Joffe@joffeorama.bsky.social · 3d agowe should go back to anime having 52 episodes a season because what do you mean goodbye lara is almost half over? like all modern anime it needs time for a beach episode, a christmas episode, a polarizing middle arc, an episode for the VAs to stealth-plug their pop group, and 4-6 “Nanami episodes”
You know Akiba Maid War had the sauce because it ran for a tight 12 and still had the baseball episode
botoggle@botoggle.bsky.social · 2d agoA concise 12-13 episodes doesn’t give you any time for the baseball episode. An anime TV series is not complete without a baseball episode. We’ve got to do something about this
Dracula, seeing a man seemingly dead:
Anthony Oliveira@meakoopa.bsky.social · 3d agoI am going through Bram Stoker’s earliest notes on DRACULA today - they include a list of the powers and features of the Count (then named “Wampyr” before Stoker stumbled on “Dracula”), many of which are never elucidated in the book…
my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics
Anyone know if we're still keeping the Devil way down in the hole, in the bottom of the hole, or did we maybe lose track of him at some point?
becoming a parent has turned out to be a great excuse to learn the entire alphabet. sometimes he’ll ask me what a letter is and i’m like well shit, bubba. let’s find out together
It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self
Spider-Man's famous nemesis: Da Cocktopus
Hank Green realizing he got caught reading a prompt and being like ahh yeah I'm entering a 12 step program for talking to the computer is so funny man.
Dungeons and Dragons is not the right framework to play Star Wars. It probably is the right framework for WoW. But it just doesn’t seem like I lived through the OGL era for this to be where the hobby goes.
I am facing $500 in past due bills. Please help. I have been unemployed and disabled for several years, but denied disability due to paperwork lacking. Current help progress: $100/$500 PayPal: elderkitsune@kitsunecg.com (@elderkitsune)
It's one of the great pleasures of the form!!! Fiddling, bookkeeping, and tracking states are key pieces to my sensorial and psychological satisfaction with these games. It feels good!
Josh Sawyer@jesawyer.bsky.social · 5d agoI like bookkeeping in TTRPGs.
sometimes he'll do a mocking imitation of Frieza's voice to get a laugh then go back to "he seems to really care a lot about what we're doing here." big time mixed messages, man
A Goddam Virginian@goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 7d agoevery week my boss Goku comes into our team meeting and says "hey so i've been talking to Frieza and, y'know, he's a pretty reasonable guy"
Feeling weird tonight about roleplaying games and the "roleplaying games community"
i know we want better but expecting a fire emblem game without blatant and obvious misogyny is unfortunately like expecting a gundam without blatant and obvious misogyny
Thinking once again about the Sidereal Exalted
