MrComfyChair
@mrcomfychair.bsky.social
I don't want to do anything ever
this meme has been haunting my thoughts, unwanted and unbidden, all week
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
starting my vacation today: "man i don't even want to think about a fuckin spreadsheet for the next two weeks, okay time to go on the bluesky app and see what everyone's talking about"
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
my mom's dog ran away so i've been trying to use facebook for the first time in about 3 years to connect with people and groups where mom lives to help see if people can find the dog and goddamn that app sucks so much more asshole than it did when i stopped using it
I knew threads was not for me when I tried to make a stupid joke and @ Ford Motor in it, and threads was like whoa there pardner you can't just @ someone like that they may not want to hear from you. By the way our algorithm added three different Ford accounts with their ads into your feed
Hey so if you're new to Bluesky a neat thing we have going on here is that someone completely loses their mind every day and we all watch
"bluesky is so empty" bro I posted on a message board for a whole decade until there was like 4 of us left you can't scare me
[Job interview] Hiring manager: where do you see yourself in 5 years? My brain: Don't say driving a killdozer! Me: Driving a goaldozer through all of my challenges Hiring Manager: You're hired
Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal
america reaching 250 like one of those nascar crashes across the finish line
I'm impressed by the existence of Lay's Stax. The world's biggest name in snack foods looked at what Pringles was doing and said, "you know, we should also get into the shitty chips market."
this was exactly like reality, except for the having 443 dollars part
New Video Game Advisor@newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 2mo agoEarthBound (SNES, 1995)
Apps used to be programs. Fav and RT if you remember how apps used to be programs