Mr. Zeke
@mrzeke.bsky.social
A lazy guy with a big, cube-shaped head. Old enough to remember when there were two Berlins. Frequently a big ol' dork. (He/him)
How many times do we have to teach y’all this fucking lesson? If I was head of accessibility at BlueSky, everyone would get a pop-up notification about not having alt text as a default feature and you wouldn’t be able to turn it off.
Addy Bross 🌈 they/xe@aebrossbooks.com · 4d agoUSE ALT TEXT. JUST DO IT.
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
The U.S. AI industry is being run by a batshit rationalist sex cult, and no, I am not being hyperbolic - they’re genuinely Like That:
new serialized comic ! it is called ART MURDER and this is the first installment
(reposting with alt text) Important information for artists & commissioners who use paypal
plasmaplant.bsky.social@plasmaplant.bsky.social · 6mo agoJust a heads up to fellow artists/commissioners out there!
Mitch McConnell's brain has finished being shrunken down and inserted into a flying metal orb, he's happy, he's thriving, he's chasing a man through a mausoleum at dusk with his blades fully extended and drill bit spinning, he's now living his best life thanks to the Tall Man
If a burger wore jeans would it wear them like this or like this?
You ever read an article that made you very hungry for mustard?
s. e. smith@sesmith.lol · last wk.You KNOW this guy enjoys a niche ingredient read.
Saw a site yesterday that curated old Geocities webpages, and it was like briefly glimpsing an alternate, better dimension.
This one’s been on my mind after listening to the dorky Steller’s jays in my backyard try to do the red-tailed hawk call… A LOT. They’ve been cracking me up and I can only imagine what the neighbor hawks are thinking. 🪶 #TerribleComicTuesday
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
Alex Winter@alexwinter.com · 2w agoRT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
I’m convinced that a huge cause of the derangement & dysfunction of our current age is a lot of elites, including Donald Trump, getting prompted by the pandemic to confront their own mortality for the first time ever, and freaking the fuck out.
Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li@sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 2w agoi really cannot maintain enough that my current theory of donald trump is that he is utterly gripped by the terror of death, and is desperately attempting to leave some mark on the world that history cannot erase--this is the point of the wars, the annexation threats, the dc vandalism
Art Spiegelman, the graphic novelist who gave us Maus, created the Garbage Pail Kids.
Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · 3w agoTell me a fun fact.
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER! IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU SHALL RESENT ITS ABSENCE.
The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 4w agoYou don’t need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn’t have any real health benefit. 🔗: on.wsj.com/4hUsBWd
There once was a hitman from Sweden Who was, on the motorway, speedin’ His mark goes unwhacked, For in ironic fact, The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’
hamster@jurahamster.bsky.social · 4w agoArbeitsunfall (+)
the part in every early 2010s novel where it starts telling you about how the sky is So Blue and Clear, on this perfect September Morning in September has nothing on the part in a midcentury novel about WW1 that's like narrator: I was having lunch with a friend rest of the beastie boys: [IN 1914]
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
