Everyone's like "lol I'd never get honeypotted" like none of us would jump at the opportunity to blab about our special interest(s) for hours to an attractive person. be fr
Alex@alex.bsky.team · 11h agoSEXY CHINESE SPY: so tell me more about mixed-precision compute and how it affects the overall thermal envelope of consumer boards vs datacenter buildouts
I think the sex was largely ancillary to having a woman complement his jacket. That's what did the real work
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 14h agoBreaking News: Nvidia opened an investigation into Jensen Huang, its CEO, after he acknowledged to the company’s board that he had been intimate with a business executive who U.S. intelligence determined to be a Chinese spy.
So your diagnostic of WW2 is: “liberal democracy’s fault is what happens when there is no liberal democracy?”
Tad Stoermer@tadstoermer.bsky.social · yesterdayI’m visiting resistance museums in Copenhagen and Amsterdam next week. I just went to one in Berlin. Too bad all that resistance, the risk, the loss, was unnecessary. The fools didn’t know they could have just voted their way out of fascism. If only they’d been Americans.
Bsky reacting well to learning basic congressional procedures I see
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 7h agoThe house and senate members ultimately choose their leader . You let your rep know how you feel, but it’s their choice
GRU is the one with the revolver wielding twinks? Kind of a weird niche for a honeypot, but I get it.
which intelligence agencies do we think the minions worked for on a year by year basis
footage seer@douglassfreestate.bsky.social · 7h agooh i know i know gru is the one with the little yellow mfs
ace combat 8 cosmetics so dogshit that half of us are just looking like this
Wearing a BB58 ceramic to the city and unafraid of it being boosted because it looks like it came out of a fucking Cracker Jack box
"my opponents are contemptible failures because they're bigots, but more importantly, my opponents are bigots because they're contemptible failures"
Kevin@reginageorgebush.bsky.social · yesterdayalso listen to this fucking queen
if you love these movies, just admit you hate twinks
3:15 AM highway rest stop makes for incredible people watching
We're far too concerned about what Russia might do when we should be focused on making Russia afraid of what we might do.
Jack Murphy@jackmurphyrgr.bsky.social · 2d agoI hate all this God damn pussyfooting around we've been doing for years with the Russians. We should have thrown up a no fly zone and pounded Russian positions in Ukraine a long time ago. Putin has shown that he's too pussy to do anything about it. Pull his punk card and get it over with.
oh no nyt is going to get worse after ag’s 19 year old niece dunks on him during thanksgiving over the midterms
When the neurosyphilis from the boomer wifeswap swinging hits just right
lowtax speedrun enjoyer@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · yesterdaythe villages, folks!
Lorenzo Salgado was murdered by ICE 4 months ago today. Texans have been adding their “I voted” stickers to his memorial in Houston. I just added mine.
This must hit so hard if you are a moron.
maia arson crimew 🏴@crimew.gay · 3d agomost awesome politics tweet of all time?
I hate to admit it, but the world was a better place when congress was invested in keeping gambling out of major league sports
☀️ Starshine@starshine.bsky.social · yesterdayspitballing
Nothing makes me feel as millennial as listening to the Hold Steady when I’m in the city
What 2028 is spooling up to look like for the GOP after this week's elections.
Anna Bower@annabower.bsky.social · 3d agoBREAKING: Trump announces Stephen Miller will become White House Chief of Staff
