If I had a Tim Minchin I'd go back and turn off autocorrect.

Saw Laura Lexx's show last night - absolutely fantastic evening. Folks in my area can see her next month in Leeds

Laura Lexx@lauralexx.bsky.social · 6mo ago

My tour Yo-Yo is on sale now if you need some autumn joy to look forward to… www.lauralexx.co.uk/live

Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

Sad to see Daft Punk having to make ends meet like this.

My local bar sells a vodka and toothpaste cocktail they’re making an Absolut mint

They're all dead, Dave.

if it wrecks ONLY Mar-a-Lago and leaves everyone else untouched, I will convert and become a Protestant

Starting price is $150 on eBay. Don’t throw $150 in the trash.

If someone resigns a parliamentary seat and then contests the by-election they should be held liable for all the costs of the by-election whether or not they win or lose

You can make more money from a swear jar by putting the lid on really tight.

Be careful out there.

"It's a shame, in trying to please everybody Starmer has pleased nobody😔" Starmer: "If the left don't like me they can fuck off yolo lmao fucking cunts haha"

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it’s fully groan.

At the Nevill Holt festival in the grounds of the house owned by David Ross (co-founder of car phone warehouse), and look what I’ve found. Great plan, just a stupid way of advertising it.

Good news: @soozuk.bsky.social is performing at a local York theatre. Bad news: the specific date is in the middle of the pantomime run that I am stage managing

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god forbid a French rat live out his dream of becoming a chef on a cruiseship

Wise words.

Kingfisher & Wombat@tkingfisher.com · 6mo ago

I’d add words of wisdom from my stepmother—“A hobby is something you spend money on. If you make money on it, it’s a job and you’ll eventually need a new hobby.”

I hear Iran are just weeks away from developing a ballroom.

let us also remember that Rod Dreher’s American Conservative column was funded entirely by one rich dude and canceled because he wrote an extremely bizarre and racist column that was too weird even for that guy

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Since we’re all making fun of Rod Dreher, I think about this at least once a week

Saw “Murder for Two” show last Friday in Scarborough and it was an absolute madcap and bonkers delight. Looks like the review agrees - so well worth seeing if you get the chance…\ https://charleshutchpress.co.uk/review-murder-for-two-stephen-joseph-theatre-scarborough-until-april-18/

Setting up a night time falconry desplay team called Our Kestrel Manoeuvres In The Dark

Do I know any “Professional Drillers”?

imagine if the government with a massive majority had just, I don't know, delivered on any of its policies or anything instead of hanging out with nonces and buying AI

Robots #FlightoftheConchords

This took me fucking ages

Some people are developing highly sophisticated ways of keeping their bums warm but I’m lagging behind.