Chris is elsewhere.
@offby1.net
Here. Mostly over at wandering.shop. I'd love to follow you from the Fediverse, so if you don't mind, please follow @ap.brid.gy Bridged profile here: https://bsky.app/profile/offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy
hegseth should be impeached for trying to resegregate the military's upper ranks, and i'm going to be extremely annoyed if people start arguing that's not a good reason
Would be hilarious if someone suggested "How about Dana White?" and Trump just looked at the first hit on Google and said "Sounds like a plan!" Meanwhile the person who made the suggestion meant this woman.
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Trump: “I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States. I have requested that he bring with him assistants … Dana will be a Press Secretary like none other. Dana, please take the job!”
Laura Loomer for the past 24 hours
Why Hasn’t Abdul El-Sayed Accomplished Any Of His Campaign Goals Since Winning 2 Minutes Ago?
I am so fucking tired of "seeking justice" being framed as "getting even." Arresting and/or impeaching people who are legitimately guilty of actual crimes is not revenge. It is justice. Innocent people should be released from detention and guilty people should be in prison. Again, that is JUSTICE.
Gonna start a GoFundMe for this motherfucker he's in desperate need of a spine transplant
"The American people don't want us to get even; they want us to get things done on their behalf." House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
I sent a message - history is watching, do not fumble this ball.
jeffries.house.gov/contact/ Just in case anyone feels that maybe he hasn't gotten the message yet.
These ultra-tight races are excellent examples of "if your vote didn't matter, they wouldn't try so hard to stop you."
Colom (D) has expanded his lead to 65 votes
New Yorkers! Do you live in the shaded area of this map? Call Hakeem Jeffries and tell him that, as a constituent, you want him to spend the next 2 years punishing the GOP for EVERY SINGLE THING they have done over the last two years. ☎️: (202) 225-5936 ☎️: (718) 237-2211 ☎️: (718) 373-0033
"The American people don't want us to get even; they want us to get things done on their behalf." House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
jeffries.house.gov/contact/ Just in case anyone feels that maybe he hasn't gotten the message yet.
Contact – Congressman Hakeem Jeffries
jeffries.house.gov
OK, Dems. IF this is as great a night as we're all hoping it will be you folks are going to have to actually DO THINGS in the next two years like A LOT OF VERY GOOD THINGS please attend the Zohran Mamdani school of GET SHIT DONE FOR PEOPLE over the holidays because you will have ONE SHOT
three things that should be extremely clear after last night - people hate the tech overlords and you need to go after them - theres no reason to be scared of their money - there is no downside in bringing them to heel
For the first time ever, at least 100 Democratic women are expected to serve in the the U.S. House simultaneously.
Democrats hit a new milestone: 100 women in the House
“Women made history because we showed up to vote, and then voted in more than 100 Democratic women to serve in the House,” said Rep. Teresa Leger Fernandez of New Mexico.
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This. I feel hope about the country — the American Empire may be done, but we can at least be a good global citizen one day, if we learn from the past two years — but my adopted home state has chosen bigotry and cruelty to children in the service of transphobia and hatred, and that’s fucking awful.
Nationally, I am thrilled beyond measure. Locally, though? Bitterly disappointed. I hope it swings on transit and checking kids genitals but... well...
BREAKING: Democratic candidate Waitwho Thefuckisthis defeats 23-term Republican incumbent Fuhrer Stormfront in R+40 district #Everyheadline
VoteHub projects Abdul El-Sayed to win the Michigan U.S. Senate election.
I WANT MY NEIGHBORS BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH
this came to me in a dream
Maine: Collins has conceded Minnesota: https://bsky.app/profile/rincewind.run/post/3mzhlpm4jas2b Lookin’ good, y’all.
your next senator from minnesota
ya'll now see that gavin newsom is not capable of meeting this moment? he was trying to befriend all the guys who lost tonight the winners are the ones who are going "we'll FUCK UP the republicans" that's what we want. we don't want a newsom. trans rights wins fights.
Let's get our fuckin' rights back I'm going to be so annoying
INBOX: @nathanfortexas.bsky.social declares victory as the next Texas Attorney General. "It was time to turn the page and the voters have turned it. It now falls upon all of us who were elected tonight to meet the needs of a new moment."
Official statement from incoming chairman of the U.S. House of Representatives Committee on Oversight and Government Reform @robertgarcia.house.gov:
Do you think that Mike Johnson has seen the election results yet?