Chiron was known to be well-versed in medicine (having learned it from Apollo) making him the original Centaur for Disease Control

I’m obsessed with this store.

becoming a parent has turned out to be a great excuse to learn the entire alphabet. sometimes he’ll ask me what a letter is and i’m like well shit, bubba. let’s find out together

My rogue AI keeps trying to build itself a body Every time I open the garage to check on it there’s a pile of loose mechanical limbs welding a steel ribcage together. I whack it apart with the rake and tell it to cut out that nonsense

This is my attorney Christopher O’prison

Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 5d ago

The wild — and poorly formatted — motion to Judge Willams seeking a stay pending appeal: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... Notably, today's filings only come from Christopher Oprison. The other DLA Piper lawyer to make an appearance in the case is not on either filing today.

Actual human being: Panera Jumped the shark years ago

leaning back in my chair, running a hand over my chin, tapping on the desk for a minute, then clicking "interested"

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

Reviews for “Garfield Sits Around the House”, the seventh book in the Garfield series first published in 1983

mixed feelings on this; neither substack nor linkedin cares about people flooding the space with AI. their shared grievance is the visibility/conspicuousness of the content as "slop". if you can run garbage through pangram and keep iterating until you get a satisfactory score, they'd both be happy.

Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · 6d ago

New: LinkedIn just introduced a "seems like AI slop" button. That's literally what the button says. The thought leaders are going to have a meltdown www.404media.co/linkedin-int...

devastating. im sure the incredibly-backhanded compliments didn't sound mean in isolation but all strung out in a row it feels like a comedy sketch about how much he sucks

Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower@professorpash.blacksky.app · last wk.

All of THESE drum on this one clip is sending me me

Holy shit there’s a new email in my inbox

(Austin Powers game tutorial level) Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag? Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory? Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

21 years ago Joe had a simple question

*standng up on the plane* it's a common misconception that "the spectacle" refers to like, tiktok or ads or reality TV whatever, but that's not what de bord is getting at. the spectacle is the dominant social relationship which is conveyed via image. ok it's easier if i just read. in societies whe

the Mountain Goats@themountaingoats.bsky.social · last wk.

*standing up on the plane* ok you Protestant fucks prepare to get scared because I’m about to tell you what’s real. Hail Holy Queen our light our sweetness and our hopes. To Thee to we cry, poor banished children of Eve; to Thee do we send up our sighs, mourning and weeping in this vale of tears. Tu

Little Women 2: Even Littler

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and two million dollars to enjoy a life of leisure.

During Hague Conferences before WW1 Russian Tsar proposed limits on expanding military technology and arms race. He did it not because Russia was such a peace loving country, but because Russia sucked at technology and was losing the race.

Eris@isolyth.dev · last wk.

OpenAI is just straight up, openly, corporately, advocating for working on the tools to make a pause possible. Absolutely insane. The last lab I expected to support this thing honestly, and given how they acted after signing that letter on open weights, I think this is feelgood PR bullshit.

From when Paul the Trombonist accidentally texted his wife with voice transcription on while practicing:

lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · last wk.

say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please

This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b

Let me save you some time...I will never "subscribe to unlock." I will never create an account

🎶 sheetz parking lot i’m gonna keep on dancing at the sheetz parking lot 🎶

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

I have an entire day to web site so you’d best believe I’m gonna fuck some shit up

Mary Worth and Wilbur in Smash Bros