I broke my nose when I was 17. At my surgical consult the doctor explained the process, paused to take a good long look at my face and then said, “And of course you’ll be getting rhinoplasty for that nose.” I fled his office and found a better doctor who insisted my nose was fine the way it was
A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"